Corrupt a Wish 2

[Muleferdan]

pathetic_negi_magician

Granted. But not lions, but instead copies of the game Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions. You get crushed by the sheer mass of them.

I wish that I was somehow running for president of the United States and won. (with Michael RD as the VP... ha!)

Granted but Obama gets some brass knuckles and kicks your a**.

Then he kills Michael RD.

I wish these wishes weren't so wishy washy.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted. Now the wishes resemble less of laundry machines and more of rocks.

I wish for chocolate.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but the chocolate is 90% bat guano.

I wish for clean, edible food that I like...  

[Muleferdan]

Granted but it is so good you kill yourself after eating it because your lifes wishes have been fulfilled.

I wish for a fairy tale ending for my life when I die.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you change your life wishes to that you want to die young.  

[Drake_XIV]

I wish that my internet was ten times faster.  

[Michael RD]

dracokagebuyo

I wish that my internet was ten times faster.

Granted,but your PC games take 10 times longer to load
I wish I had an LCD HDTV that supports 1080p resolution with surround sound whee  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted. Keyword is "had. I came by later and swiped it all from under your nose the moment you look away.

I wish I had my own star ship.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. Engine sold separately.

I wish that it was next Saturday, so I could reveal my Xanato's Gambit to somebody.  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted, it goes to saturday. At 11:59 pm. And you sleep 24 hours after that.

I wish that someone else would get what they want.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Fireyblaze000

Granted, it goes to saturday. At 11:59 pm. And you sleep 24 hours after that.

I wish that someone else would get what they want.

Granted, but then their wish gets corrupted and you're blamed for it.

I wish my ceramic piece didn't shatter.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. But now everything that is fragile you come in contact with shatters.

I wish that I hadn't furuther advanced a caffiene addiction that was already hereditary by drinking so much Pepsi and Mountain Dew.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted. Now you are addicted to drinking piss.

I wish that I could go to Japan and STAY alive.  

[Muleferdan]

dracokagebuyo

Granted. Now you are addicted to drinking piss.

I wish that I could go to Japan and STAY alive.

Granted but this is mistranslated and you dance to "Stayin' alive" in Tokyo.

Then one night Godzilla eats you when you are out dancing.

I wish everyone except me in the world lost their eyebrows.  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted, but you a unibrow and turn into a uniombie.

I wish SecuRom doesn't exist.