Wish Corrupting~{:B

[tigris cobaltchaos]

granted but now your tea kettle can not stop whistling

i wish there were not so many stupid commercials on tv  

[chidorilash]

Granted, but now all the tv programs are stupid

I wish that I had all the money in the world o.o

 

[ziggy rocks]

granted but a fire destroys it all

i wish for a large pepperoni pizza  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

granted but you get the last of the pepperoni and now you can only have anchovy pizzas

i wish that there were more hours in the day  

[ziggy rocks]

granted but it is now always pitch black

i wish for a pair of ice skates  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

granted but that pesky global warming melts all the ice

i wish for a vacation  

[Atomic Mobile]

granted. but you'll stay at an isolated area.

wish to lol  

[lixyz]

Granted, but you won't stop lol-ing forever and eva.

I wish for a bed.  

[ziggy rocks]

granted but your bed tries to eat you alive every night

i wish for jello  

[Atomic Mobile]

i'll give you yellow instead.

i wish ziggy changed his decision and gave me 30K gold instead hahaha rofl  

[ziggy rocks]

granted but your account is hacked and the gold is gone

i wish for a guitar  

[Atomic Mobile]

*hands over a broken guitar*

i wish to rofl  

[ziggy rocks]

granted but you roll to far and go down 10 flights of stairs

i wish for a puppy  

[Atomic Mobile]

granted. your puppy is a rabid dog.

i wish for a cat  

[ziggy rocks]

granted but your cat is a face biter

i wish for a towel