Oh lawl.

[StephODell]

Dear ApocalypticFate,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a shiny journey to the deepest slinky of my appendix. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Regina and dance with me across the undulating lava lamp? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and fiercely like throttling rainbows?

It was me. I'm the devil. ;D

Yours truly,

StephODell  

[StephODell]

Anime Master Zero,

You know how the song goes: "chaotic men say only stars rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your flighty embrace. Now I know how Chuck Norris felt when the Red Seas first parted to reveal Frank Burns silhouetted against a et nausium sky. It was pinkertly at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, BASTARDIZING prickly until you get here.

And again, my sword cuts another worthless object

Yours truly,

StephODell  

[[Vertically.Challenged]]

dragonmonkey

[Vertically.Challenged]

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so strip me down tie me up and show me that you love me.

I love you VC

*laughs*  

[StephODell]

Unlucky Phoenix,

You know how the song goes: "plantish men say only beds rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your peckish embrace. Now I know how The Man With No Name felt when the Hangman's Nooses first parted to reveal THE DEVIL silhouetted against a foreboding sky. It was TERROR AND LOATHING at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, wretching pestulate until you get here.

I wanna sexy up your NOM NOM ;D

Yours truly,

StephODell  

[StephODell]

Dearest [Vertically.Challenged],

I cannot begin to describe how sexy my heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm sexing in my love muscle, unable to contain my sexing desire. Please, accept my sexy embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.

Some like it HAWT! ~~<3

I yearn for you sexy,

StephODell

I challenged myself to see how many times I could use the word 'sex'.  

[[Vertically.Challenged]]

StephODell,

You know how the song goes: "fluffy men say only pillows rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your crazy embrace. Now I know how Frodo felt when the clocks first parted to reveal Obi-wan silhouetted against a fat sky. It was horny at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, rubbing soothingly until you get here.

touch me.

Yours truly,

[Vertically.Challenged]  

[StephODell]

[Vertically.Challenged]

touch me.

*Touch touch touch* =P  

[StephODell]

Dearest Dem,

I cannot begin to describe how shining my leg burns for you. As I write this, I'm dancing in my park, unable to contain my licking desire. Please, accept my misty embrace and know that you're truly the banana of my eye.

Sexy Dem, sexy us. ;3

I yearn for you yummy,

StephODell  

[M i n a k o]

Tai Takahashi

Dear M i n a k o,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a AWESOME journey to the deepest BATHTUB of my PANCREAS. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in CLEVELAND and dance with me across the undulating LAKE ERIE? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and RUN like FLAILING PARKING LOTS?

Lawl. <3

Yours truly,

Tai Takahashi

Yes, Minako. Run away with me like a flailing parking lot. o:

WHAT THE ******** XDDD!!!
Gawd I feel so lost right now.
XDDD

 

[GrimlyInsane]

Grim will send some . . . but as of now, he just worked a 12 hour shift so you all have to be patient XD  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

My favorite is still "mango of my eye" & Tai's "flailing park lot" line...  

[Fazzey]

Well...This was one of mine to someone. Steph to be exact.

StephODell,

You know how the song goes: "Horrid men say only Bathtubs rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your Lumpy embrace. Now I know how Train Hartnet felt when the Fathers first parted to reveal Ichigo Kurosaki silhouetted against a Easterly sky. It was Passion at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, Flinging Fast until you get here.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

Yours truly,

Fazzey  

[Fazzey]

And to Grim...It is strangely...Almost a coherent thing. xd


Dear GrimlyInsane,

How I long to hear your Awesome song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Hello Timebomb. How your Dirty voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Manta Ray. Such Nausious! Let us join together and Jerk in unison, your Purple song carrying our hearts to Tough heights.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

With love,

Fazzey  

[Fazzey]

My beloved Rabid Bagel Cow Thing,

You and I are just two Awesome people trying to make it in this Wonky world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Arson in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Wrath, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Angry love. Without you, I'm nothing but a Drooling Aardvark.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

Yours Lustfully,

Fazzey  

[Fazzey]

Dear dragonmonkey,

How I long to hear your Dark song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Callifornication. How your Dense voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Deer Mouse. Such Passion! Let us join together and Clasp in unison, your Poisonous song carrying our hearts to Perverted heights.

Happy Singles Awareness Day

With love,

Fazzey


...Ok...That one was funny.