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 Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 3:34 pm
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Fresnel Bears have been sighted at my neighbor's peach orchard,
now i think you live in disney land...tell me do they carry picnic baskets and wear bonnets?
fresnel I've HEARD the cougars myself (and i often eat the neighbor's horses),
you are the psycho of disneyland...
...but this is where it gets interesting...
fresnel and a few years back we had someone running from a local gang kick in a window at another neighbor's. He'd jumped out of the trunk of the car that they were driving in to take him out to the desert so they could shoot him in the head and leave him for the vultures. Drugs are a big thing out here, and where there's meth labs, there's gangs.
a few years ago? so it's not like an every day threat? or even annual...
fresnel the cougars have shotguns, and they're in a raging gang war with the bears (who have UZIs).
nice work on the foil hats... wink |
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 5:24 pm
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village midget Fresnel Bears have been sighted at my neighbor's peach orchard, now i think you live in disney land...tell me do they carry picnic baskets and wear bonnets?
Why is it so hard to believe that bears might live in the woods, in urbanized areas?
I've seen DEER in my back yard. And it's a pretty urbanized part of town, with a nice patch of woods.
And I'm pretty sure Fres lives in a more rural part of his area. So it's really not unbelievable.
Quote: fresnel and a few years back we had someone running from a local gang kick in a window at another neighbor's. He'd jumped out of the trunk of the car that they were driving in to take him out to the desert so they could shoot him in the head and leave him for the vultures. Drugs are a big thing out here, and where there's meth labs, there's gangs. a few years ago? so it's not like an every day threat? or even annual...
A threat is a threat, no matter the span of time. |
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black_wing_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 10:24 pm
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village midget Fresnel Bears have been sighted at my neighbor's peach orchard, now i think you live in disney land...tell me do they carry picnic baskets and wear bonnets?
Quote: fresnel I've HEARD the cougars myself (and i often eat the neighbor's horses), you are the psycho of disneyland... ...but this is where it gets interesting...
Also, horse is quite tasty. Not the neighbor's horses though. If it were my world, I'd put a 12-gauge slug through each and every one of those horses' heads to put them out of their misery. Take any ten horses and you'll find between the lot twelve working eyes, 35 working legs, seven hundred cactus spines, and 5,000 pounds of animal. Sorry beasts... guy's been arrested countless times for animal cruelty and always talks his way out of it.
Quote: fresnel and a few years back we had someone running from a local gang kick in a window at another neighbor's. He'd jumped out of the trunk of the car that they were driving in to take him out to the desert so they could shoot him in the head and leave him for the vultures. Drugs are a big thing out here, and where there's meth labs, there's gangs. a few years ago? so it's not like an every day threat? or even annual...
Quote: fresnel the cougars have shotguns, and they're in a raging gang war with the bears (who have UZIs). noooooooooo! the bears are gentle orchard going folk who like picnics... nice work on the foil hats... wink
I know, it's always a shocker to the tin-foil whackjobs. Not THE shocker, just A shocker. |
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:22 am
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Fresnel Quote: fresnel the cougars have shotguns, and they're in a raging gang war with the bears (who have UZIs). noooooooooo! the bears are gentle orchard going folk who like picnics... nice work on the foil hats... wink Picnics with UZIs. Those ain't PB&J sammiches in that basket, those bears be packin' heat. I know, it's always a shocker to the tin-foil whackjobs. Not THE shocker, just A shocker.
Don't forget bears are required by stereotypical law to carry honey at all times or are in the process of acquiring honey. They just get their bear-suited cougar to lightly drop the basket once clogging the guns with honey. Either way: honey + guns = Oh s**t.
It was rather interesting, I bookmarked it since I saw it might be useful at some point. |
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:59 am
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magmayoshi Fresnel Quote: fresnel the cougars have shotguns, and they're in a raging gang war with the bears (who have UZIs). noooooooooo! the bears are gentle orchard going folk who like picnics... nice work on the foil hats... wink Picnics with UZIs. Those ain't PB&J sammiches in that basket, those bears be packin' heat. I know, it's always a shocker to the tin-foil whackjobs. Not THE shocker, just A shocker. Don't forget bears are required by stereotypical law to carry honey at all times or are in the process of acquiring honey. They just get their bear-suited cougar to lightly drop the basket once clogging the guns with honey. Either way: honey + guns = Oh s**t. It was rather interesting, I bookmarked it since I saw it might be useful at some point.
Not to mention the fact that honey attracts ants. The ants, drawn by the sweet smell of honey, find the guns, and take them away. |
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:11 am
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black_wing_angel magmayoshi Fresnel Quote: fresnel the cougars have shotguns, and they're in a raging gang war with the bears (who have UZIs). noooooooooo! the bears are gentle orchard going folk who like picnics... nice work on the foil hats... wink Picnics with UZIs. Those ain't PB&J sammiches in that basket, those bears be packin' heat. I know, it's always a shocker to the tin-foil whackjobs. Not THE shocker, just A shocker. Don't forget bears are required by stereotypical law to carry honey at all times or are in the process of acquiring honey. They just get their bear-suited cougar to lightly drop the basket once clogging the guns with honey. Either way: honey + guns = Oh s**t. It was rather interesting, I bookmarked it since I saw it might be useful at some point. Not to mention the fact that honey attracts ants. The ants, drawn by the sweet smell of honey, find the guns, and take them away.
In communist ant hill, guns shoot ants. The psychological warfare will be intense but pointless. |
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:40 am
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magmayoshi black_wing_angel magmayoshi Fresnel Quote: fresnel the cougars have shotguns, and they're in a raging gang war with the bears (who have UZIs). noooooooooo! the bears are gentle orchard going folk who like picnics... nice work on the foil hats... wink Picnics with UZIs. Those ain't PB&J sammiches in that basket, those bears be packin' heat. I know, it's always a shocker to the tin-foil whackjobs. Not THE shocker, just A shocker. Don't forget bears are required by stereotypical law to carry honey at all times or are in the process of acquiring honey. They just get their bear-suited cougar to lightly drop the basket once clogging the guns with honey. Either way: honey + guns = Oh s**t. It was rather interesting, I bookmarked it since I saw it might be useful at some point. Not to mention the fact that honey attracts ants. The ants, drawn by the sweet smell of honey, find the guns, and take them away. In communist ant hill, guns shoot ants. The psychological warfare will be intense but pointless.
...Poor ants. |
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 3:04 am
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black_wing_angel magmayoshi black_wing_angel magmayoshi Fresnel Picnics with UZIs. Those ain't PB&J sammiches in that basket, those bears be packin' heat. I know, it's always a shocker to the tin-foil whackjobs. Not THE shocker, just A shocker. Don't forget bears are required by stereotypical law to carry honey at all times or are in the process of acquiring honey. They just get their bear-suited cougar to lightly drop the basket once clogging the guns with honey. Either way: honey + guns = Oh s**t. It was rather interesting, I bookmarked it since I saw it might be useful at some point. Not to mention the fact that honey attracts ants. The ants, drawn by the sweet smell of honey, find the guns, and take them away. In communist ant hill, guns shoot ants. The psychological warfare will be intense but pointless. ...Poor ants.
Their little ghosts will be proud of their accomplishment... until they realize Bob shot the ******** queen at the enemy. |
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black_wing_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:00 am
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magmayoshi black_wing_angel magmayoshi black_wing_angel magmayoshi Fresnel Picnics with UZIs. Those ain't PB&J sammiches in that basket, those bears be packin' heat. I know, it's always a shocker to the tin-foil whackjobs. Not THE shocker, just A shocker. Don't forget bears are required by stereotypical law to carry honey at all times or are in the process of acquiring honey. They just get their bear-suited cougar to lightly drop the basket once clogging the guns with honey. Either way: honey + guns = Oh s**t. It was rather interesting, I bookmarked it since I saw it might be useful at some point. Not to mention the fact that honey attracts ants. The ants, drawn by the sweet smell of honey, find the guns, and take them away. In communist ant hill, guns shoot ants. The psychological warfare will be intense but pointless. ...Poor ants. Their little ghosts will be proud of their accomplishment... until they realize Bob shot the ******** queen at the enemy.
See Bob run.
Run, Bob, run. |
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:46 am
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black_wing_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:40 am
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:47 am
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black_wing_angel village midget lol hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! rofl ahem... i mean omfg, what happened to the thread? ...i go away for five minutes and come back to find commy ants smuggling arms which they aquired illicitly from the bears, who were using cougars as their runners, the whole syndicate operating from the pear orchard - which is just a front - and the law diverted by cactus infested old nags...sounds like another day in british foreign politics... maybe it's time for a fresh random argument, you guys can pick a topic of your choice. c'mon fight me you blaggards! grrrrr argh! pirate Very well. Let us now discuss how awesome I am!
I agree with Wing, lets enjoy the silliness before we go back to war. |
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:53 am
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magmayoshi black_wing_angel village midget lol hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! rofl ahem... i mean omfg, what happened to the thread? ...i go away for five minutes and come back to find commy ants smuggling arms which they aquired illicitly from the bears, who were using cougars as their runners, the whole syndicate operating from the pear orchard - which is just a front - and the law diverted by cactus infested old nags...sounds like another day in british foreign politics... maybe it's time for a fresh random argument, you guys can pick a topic of your choice. c'mon fight me you blaggards! grrrrr argh! pirate Very well. Let us now discuss how awesome I am! I agree with Wing, lets enjoy the silliness before we go back to war.
meow! lol |
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:23 pm
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magmayoshi black_wing_angel village midget lol hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! rofl ahem... i mean omfg, what happened to the thread? ...i go away for five minutes and come back to find commy ants smuggling arms which they aquired illicitly from the bears, who were using cougars as their runners, the whole syndicate operating from the pear orchard - which is just a front - and the law diverted by cactus infested old nags...sounds like another day in british foreign politics... maybe it's time for a fresh random argument, you guys can pick a topic of your choice. c'mon fight me you blaggards! grrrrr argh! pirate Very well. Let us now discuss how awesome I am! I agree with Wing, lets enjoy the silliness before we go back to war.
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Silliness? No, I said AWESOMEness! we are here to discuss how AWESOME I am! |
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black_wing_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:40 pm
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black_wing_angel magmayoshi black_wing_angel village midget lol hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! rofl ahem... i mean omfg, what happened to the thread? ...i go away for five minutes and come back to find commy ants smuggling arms which they aquired illicitly from the bears, who were using cougars as their runners, the whole syndicate operating from the pear orchard - which is just a front - and the law diverted by cactus infested old nags...sounds like another day in british foreign politics... maybe it's time for a fresh random argument, you guys can pick a topic of your choice. c'mon fight me you blaggards! grrrrr argh! pirate Very well. Let us now discuss how awesome I am! I agree with Wing, lets enjoy the silliness before we go back to war. Silliness? No, I said AWESOMEness! we are here to discuss how AWESOME I am!
Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night. |
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