You know you are a stoner when...

[Chronic the Hemphog]

It does suck. We will all be in my living room and my mom will ask for something thats upstairs. So i go up, look around, then totally forget what I went up for....My mom hates that cuz she thinks its the pot XP  

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

You know you're a stoner when you order 20 cheesburgers 6 large fries and 8 large cokes from McDonalds to feed 6 people.
[my friends and I were packed into a car. three in back two in front and me sitting on someones lap]
To go along with this,
You know you're a stoner when you have to confirm an order with the manager because it's so large.  

[Just Neva]

l u c i d x d r e a m s

You know you're a stoner when you order 20 cheesburgers 6 large fries and 8 large cokes from McDonalds to feed 6 people.
[my friends and I were packed into a car. three in back two in front and me sitting on someones lap]
To go along with this,
You know you're a stoner when you have to confirm an order with the manager because it's so large.

LMAO.
One time, we were all really hungry and stuff
(There was probably about 6 of us) and we have this friend who works at mcdonalds and could get an employee discount, as long as the order was 15 dollars or less. soo, we order all kinds of cheeseburgers and fries then paid our friend in change. XD

(Yes, I'm aware that I'm a horrible story teller)  

[Pandora Riddlebox]

[yes I was stoned at BK]
you know you're stoner when you can't decide whether you want a bk double cheese or that bacon cheeseburger for 1.50. O.O They are both good with munchies just soo hard to choose from *drools*  

[alanamarie]

You know your a stoner when your gaia username is Chronic the Hemphog d:

 

[Ganja Goods]

you know your a stoner when the reefer is all gone.
you know your a stoner when you listen to bob marley.
you know your a stoner when you wake up at 4:20am every morning just to light a bowl.  

[Chronic the Hemphog]

alanamarie

You know your a stoner when your gaia username is Chronic the Hemphog d:

blaugh U got it!

You know you are a stoner when any time you walk into school, people leave you be because they are more than sure you smoked up before you walked in! xp  

[Obiwan katokey]

you know your a stoner when you joke with your mom about getting high ...and your usually high when you do it  

[Change_of_Heart_13]

You know you're a stoner when...

...your realize you have no gamer skillz sober -_-;;
...you wake up after a night with friends and realize you have more lighters than you started with, and dont remember even seeing a few of them.
...you wake up in a panic the morning after toking because you didnt know you fell asleep and have no idea whats going on.
...any object you come across automatically gets evaluated for stash potential.
...you and your friends spend all your chump change on the $0.50-$1 cookies/cakes/pies/etc at 7-11 and then go home and swap swag.
...when you're going out for muchies, you always stare at your cash and think "how many jack and the box tacos could I get for this?".
...war movies like Saving Private Ryan are finally entertaining.
...you giggle or smile to yourself any time someone talks about brownies.
...snuggies make so much sense.
...petting an animal becomes the coolest feeling on earth when you're baked.
...you find yourself doodling tribal potleaves in your notebooks.
...you take japanese WITHOUT being an anime nerd.
...every time you see a discarded ziplock bag, you pray someone dropped their weed.
...it takes you a while to realize you dont understand the show you're watching/song you're listening to because they arent speaking english.

I think the biggest one though is just the giggles. You know you're a stoner when you giggle to yourself for no ******** reason when you're just sitting there all quiet in class xD And then people just look at you and you panic  

[Obiwan katokey]

Change_of_Heart_13

You know you're a stoner when...


...every time you see a discarded ziplock bag, you pray someone dropped their weed.

i actually found 4 grams at snoqualmie pass a couple weeks ago  

[Obiwan katokey]

you know your a stoner when you roll down the windows and smoke billows out for a good minute and your all laughing you asses off the whole time  

[Just Neva]

You know you're stoner when you smoke weed not just because you like getting high, but you enjoy the taste/smell of the marijuana.  

[Obiwan katokey]

you know your a stoner when your most commonly used phrase is "s**t, dude"  

[Obiwan katokey]

Just Neva

l u c i d x d r e a m s

You know you're a stoner when you order 20 cheesburgers 6 large fries and 8 large cokes from McDonalds to feed 6 people.
[my friends and I were packed into a car. three in back two in front and me sitting on someones lap]
To go along with this,
You know you're a stoner when you have to confirm an order with the manager because it's so large.

LMAO.
One time, we were all really hungry and stuff
(There was probably about 6 of us) and we have this friend who works at mcdonalds and could get an employee discount, as long as the order was 15 dollars or less. soo, we order all kinds of cheeseburgers and fries then paid our friend in change. XD

(Yes, I'm aware that I'm a horrible story teller)

probably? how stoned were you?  

[Obiwan katokey]

you know your a stoner when:

you cannot remember which side of your car the gas tank is on.

You wake up in the morning with a bar of chocolate melted to the side of your face

you have 1 million "You know you're a stoner when" moments but you can only remember 3 at the moment.