CORRUPT-A-WISH

[0Moon_Maiden0]

stare I can't believe I'm doing this to myself....

Granted!



....and you're stuck with me forever and ever-even in death.

I wish the guy I love felt the same way about me.  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
He loves you very much. But he moves to Africe tomorrow to help humanity. You will never see him again.

I wish my mom would stop hovering over me while she eats. D:
(the noise is what bothers me)  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

Granted! Now she just sits on your lap.....

sweatdrop

I wish......for a dodo bird.  

[Dornkus]

Granted! Scientists hear about it and raid your house to steal it from you . . . FOR SCIENCE!

I wish for a better pencil sharpener.  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
It's so good that it eats your entire pencil and part of your finger before you even blink.

I wish that I never got sick again.  

[Dornkus]

Granted! You're dead.

I wish I had more hours at work.  

[Wyvern683]

Granted! You'll work every single second of your life and get a 2 second vacation.

I wish I had a Fire breathing, cheesy poof eating unicorn as a pet.  

[SaphireDragoWolf]

GRANTED!!! now you.....oops, it impaled you.

I wish I had a flying monkey. I always wanted a flyin' Mon-key.  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
You forgot to put a leash on it. It just flew away.

I wish I didn't have homework.  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

Granted! You have no homework, but you have tests and pop quizes everyday.....

I wish of a cup of coffee.  

[Dornkus]

Granted! It's too bitter, burns your tongue and is in a mug that says "I heart Hitler!"

I wish the second episode of Telltale Games' Wallace & Gromit series were out for the Xbox 360 now.  

[SaphireDragoWolf]

GRANTED! but it made your Xbox explode.




I wish I had mutant powers.  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
The government will be here to take you away for testing in 3... 2....

I wish my computer weren't so slow.  

[Dornkus]

Granted! Your computer grows legs and runs away.

I wish people wouldn't get so upset over stupid things.