Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

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Sakura looked at Chouji's lunch.EWW!!she exclaimed.It's okay Sakura-chan Sasuke conforted her.Sasuke then brought Sakura to. . .  

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Sakura looked at Chouji's lunch.EWW!!she exclaimed.It's okay Sakura-chan Sasuke conforted her.Sasuke then brought Sakura to. . .

Limited Too. Sasuke tried to squeeze into a pink ruffled top.
Sakura wondered, "What's with Sasuke? And what's that white powder all over his nose?"

Chouji reached for his lunch as Shikamaru and Ino restrained him. Ino exclaimed, "YOU FAT TARD! YOU CANNOT EAT VOM, EVEN IT IS FRESH FOOD! scream " Chouji started to sob. Asuma ate the sandwhich. surprised  

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Tasty Asuma said.Meanwhile Sasuke decidsed to give the pink top to Sakura It matches out your hair!he exclaimed.Sakura hugged him SASUKE-KUN YOUR SO SWEET!  

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then in came gai kakashi and lee. they went straight to the dress section and started picking out dresses for lee when in came...  

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The Forth Hokage!!! Turns out, he wasn't dead, but instead he was....  

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Undead! His malicious, rotting body stood in front of the ninja. He groaned. Lee screamed. surprised  

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Just then Kabuto and Orochimaru entered as if they had no buisness with the undead 4th Hokage. But they really were  

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Kabuto laughed lightly but nervously, "Well... he-hello there... Yondaime...?"
Orochimaru slapped the back of Kabuto's head. "Only speak when spoken to. surprised "
Kabuto bowed slightly, "Sir! gonk "
Orochimaru looked disappointed. "You've really done a horrible job at this. Clean up this mess."
"Sir..."
"Now you c**k-juggling thunder c**t! scream " Orochimaru grew more irritated.
Yondaime twitched. surprised  

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Yondaime stared at Ino, who just came from underwear shopping. He asked " Do they always fight like this?" and Ino replied.....  

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"How should I know? If they're anything like baddies, Orochimaru likely lords over Kabuto; Kabuto being his obeying slave."
Yondaime rubbed his chin, "Interesting... surprised "
Ino looked irritated. "Are you going to compliment my new panties or not? mad "  

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Umm no I will not compliment them.THEY ARE NOT AS GREAT AS MINE!!!  

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Chouji blushed. Ino growled, "OH YEAH?! What COLOR are they?!"
Yondaime hesistated. "Uhm... err... well..." He took a quick peek.
An akward silence ensued.
Chouji grew impatient. "And...?"
"They're green with pink dots."
"Sounds like vomit" Ino replied.  

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then sasuke says to himself, kiba is an idiot, i think i like ...
then yells to naruto get over here. so naruto comes from babies r us  

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Naruto looked mad " They wouldn't exept my coupon!" He yelled angrily. He looked at the scene in front of him and took at a riceball " Hey Sasuke!" he said " FETCH!" and threw the riceball to Africa  

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then sasuke said" Hell no u get the rice ball if you want it so bad! If you wanted it why did you throw it?!?!? besides, i have something to tell you!"
So Naruto walked over to Sasuke and sasuke leaned over and kissed him.