Crix Madine Facts

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine is the only non-force sensitive human to win a podrace. Infinity times.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine can win a Podrace. Without a podracer.  

[Des Voh]

Crix Madine is The Man.  

[Darkened Angel]

Nelowulf

Crix Madine can win a Podrace. Without a podracer.

Upside down, walking on his hands, backwards.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine based the Zeltrons on him.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine was offered the job of Mandolore. He turned it down, much to the dispair of the Mandolorians, but in return, taught them a weak punch.

Now the Mando'ade are considered fearsome fighters throughout the galaxy.  

[Darkened Angel]

(( Teenage Mutant Mando Madines. We're the most fearsome fighters! Come on, somebody's gotta remember the old TMNT song. ))

Crix Madine once had a bout in shockboxing and shocked his opponent big time, when the poor sap found himself flying off the planet, putting a hole through the nearest sun, and crashing through several more planets. Or rather, he would have, had he not vaporised from the sheer force of the impact of the initial blow just short of the wall of the building.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine can take the square root of a negative number.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine took the imaginary number i and made it real.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine can square 0 and get infinity.  

[Missing00]

Crix Madine can simply walk into Mordor  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine was to be asked to star in the LotR triology movies, but was deemed to awesome because he could simply crush the ring by blinking at it.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Actually, Crix Madine did star in LoTR. He played Everyone.  

[Darkened Angel]

But it took several takes for every scene, as it was difficult for the set to withstand the sheer presence of such levels of awesome. Also, they had to replace the ring every time he touched it, as it crumbled to dust every time it made contact with his skin.  

[Missing00]

Crix also designed all the sets, weapons, and clothing. In fact Crix Madine mad LoTR by his lonesome in his Garrage.