the worst pick up line in the universe

[nrasjaa]

ManagerKyoto

"You are only girl I want to take a dump on my chest."

o_0 that doesnt make sense mr sewrage!! gonk  

[ethuil]

confused I don't know if this counts...but I had two guys try to pick me up while I was doing my grocery shoppign this monring...

WTF! 'excuse me miss, dun know how old you are, but my big mate out there, think's you're a bit of hot alright. Can we have your number?'

W-T-F!

I kinda lied and said I already had a boyfriend...whoops  

[ManagerKyoto]

Hey, your hair is like mine- starting to fade. Stupid dye. Anywho, want to go out some time?  

[nrasjaa]

natasha i love you, you're beautiful. but if i told you that no matter what i'll always love teh car more than you and the car will always be number one and i will always choose the car over you but i still love you and think you're beautiful would you go out with me??  

[WarriorShadow]

WHOOPS! too late!



domokun  

[nrasjaa]

WarriorShadow

WHOOPS! too late!



domokun

what's too late?? *doesn't get it*


oooo i got one used on me today:

guy: you like movies
me: yea i like movies
guy: you wanna make movies with me?? wink  

[WarriorShadow]

nrasjaa

WarriorShadow

WHOOPS! too late!



domokun

what's too late?? *doesn't get it*


oooo i got one used on me today:

guy: you like movies
me: yea i like movies
guy: you wanna make movies with me?? wink

..... Think about the convo we had, about the...Thing. Anf then think about my pickup line.... and you might get it.  

[nrasjaa]

WarriorShadow

..... Think about the convo we had, about the...Thing. Anf then think about my pickup line.... and you might get it.

*thinks* uuumm which convo.... sweatdrop sweatdrop

is it teh one about streek cuz if it is then how is it too late.... what am i missing god damn it!!  

[WarriorShadow]

The part of the converstation before that part.  

[ncole]

The worst would have to be "Hey baby, ever been impaled"
very bad yet very intriguing  

[nrasjaa]

WarriorShadow

The part of the converstation before that part.

which bit?? im lost just bloody pm me or something.... cuz im lost.... how is it too late?? what am i missing.... what have i missed out on?? huh??  

[psychotic LEE]

Lyrics from 'The Bad Touch' by the 'Blood Hound Gang'.

>>> "Stick you hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts."
Is this counted?
>>> "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.'
I luff this! -glomps-
~ Lance  

[Beautiful Grotesque]

From Bring It On

''Hey girls, wanna see my spirit stick?''

I had to go back to make sure I heard it right rofl

 

[King Of Ninjas]

I like Jack Sparrow's one from POTC

You look terrible in that. Honestly. A dress, or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin 3nodding

But my favourite is: Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?  

[nrasjaa]

i used this one in the weekend

bloke: you know, you're gonna make some guy really happy one day
me: how about i make you really happy now??