WWSS?

[Death T-2]

Poking at Yugi now...


"Staring at that object has screwed all of your minds up."

"First you had another personality, and now he's a nameless Pharaoh. Why haven't you been put away yet?"

"There are so many people who would love to examin your head, from cosmatologists to phsychiatrists and back."

"I wanted a duel not a lecture. Now make a move before I die of boredom."

"I'm going to wipe out your Life Points so suddenly that your friends are gonna feel it!"

"Don't tell me that was a planned move. That was almost as bad as the mutt's."  

[Bitchboots]

Aww... poor Yugi... crying xd
"You're so stupid, even your own family is ashamed."
"Hmm... that was an insterestingway to kill ten minutes... DUEL ALREADY!"
"That's your opening monster? You might as well have summoned a baby."
"I've got five words for you, "Check into a mental hospital."
"I get more competition from my corporation's janitor."
"Clean up on arena five! Clean up on arena five!"
"You must have been dropped on the head, because you belong in Special Ed."  

[Death T-2]

"Ever get the feeling you AREN'T loved?"

"Good thing ancient Japanese culture is almost dead; you would've had to commit seppuku a hundred times by now."

"You have the kind of face even a considerably ugly mother would dislike."

"Me, intimidated by a few worthless face-down cards? I can change that..."

"The brain becomes damaged when without oxygen for four minutes. You've been babbling without breath for what? Ten? No wonder, your speeches are getting lamer by the moment."  

[Fyerluna]

"Yugi, I'd say you'd been dropped on your head as a child, but I think you would have stuck in the floor."
"Either your hair is natural or you're single handedly supporting a gel company."

"Even a half-orc begins with an intelligence of three. You seem to have started as the dirt under its fingers."
"I like to think that I'm just like you... but I lie, I just have nightmares about that."  

[jagged1]

"I suggest you become a mime and spare us all listening to your voice."

"Even with all the make up clowns wear to seem happy doesn't work when they see you."

"Let me guess, your plastic surgeon is a roller coaster ride gone wrong."  

[Death T-2]

"Just crawl in a hole and DIE."

"You have a way with people. A way that makes everyone want you dead."

"Would you jump off a bridge too or would you be the first friend?"

"Here's the key to the gun cabinet. Now go become a statistic."  

[Fyerluna]

"Is it the drugs you're taking or the ones you aren't taking?"
"People like you are the reason people like me get charged with murder."
"People like you make my lawn uneven."
"Stop talking. I'm running out of products that need to be tested."

Because we all know when Seto says "...force..." he means he killed them.  

[Bitchboots]

Back in the tv studio...

Reporter: We are back to our interview with Mr. Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corp.

Seto: *blinks nervously at the hoards of women pressing their noses against the glass*

Reporter: Mr. Kaiba.. the president of Konami is coming to visit Domino tomorrow... what are your feelings towards this?

Seto: *ahem* I believe that this is a valuable time for Komani to invest in my compan-- *the women outside of the studio are starting to scare him* --company..

Reporter: So you are for the visit?

Woman #1: Sign my boob Seto!!!

Woman #2: No!! Sign mine!!!

Woman #1: Shut up you b***h!!! *tackles Woman #2*

Reporter: Mr. Kaiba?

Seto: *eyes widen at the cat-fight* ...uh... yes it's a good tasting wine...

Reporter: *looks bewildered* I asked you, are you are for the visit? *eye twitching*

Seto: *looks back to the reporter* Yes... very good idea...

Reporter: *eye twitches more* We'll be right back... maybe...  

[Angel of Flames2]

"Sometines I wish people like you had a DELETE button on their [rears], so that when I kick your [rear], I don't thave to deal w/ you anymore!"

((Hehe... needed editing... that why I'm useing these [] stupid things! xp ))  

[Death T-2]

"You wear your underwear in the shower don't you?"

"When I knock you down I want you to get up so I can knock you down again. That way I can savour the moments of your defeat."

"Don't even think about joining my tournament if you think safety should be an option."

"I don't know why I'm not laughing; you're dueling skills are too pathietic to be serious!"  

[Bitchboots]

"The underwear doesn't belong on your head... it belongs on your... good lord!!!"

"Hey look! It's a one monkey circus!"

"Aww... it broke... heh..."

"It's called a Duel Disk, not a "Waste My Time Device."

"You're so dumb... even the drool-monkeys shun you."

"I hope that there isn't life after death, because I couldn't stand to see you for another 100 years..."

"When I die, I want to be buried face-down, so that all of you can kiss my @$$!!!"  

[Fyerluna]

"I hope you're as smart as I am, because your looks won't carry you."
"If this were Final Fantasy, I would be Lock and you would be one of the nameless people who throw themselves off a cliff."
"So you're wasting my time why?"  

[Bitchboots]

"The world is one big game; if you can't play your part, then die."

"People like polute society. Do us all a favor and die."

""I dream of world where morons are extinct, and intellectuals rule the universe. Guess which one you are."

"Wow... that was... retarded."

"You must have a mistake... noone wants you."

"Mmm... beef filet... *ahem*"

"There was a word that I was looking for earlier... what was it?.. oh yeah... DIE!!!"

"When I rule the world... your death shall be long and torturous." << That sounded like Stewey...

"If life was like a videogame; I'd be the hero and you'd be the worthless creature that the hero slays."  

[jagged1]

>_>;; wowthat did sound like Stewy.

"I'd hire you to be my accountant, but I'm positive you can't even add."

"Hey mutt, what are you doing in the park without your leash?"