Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Kitsoru]

luri is an escaped test subject from the lab of an evil genius!  

[lurichan]

Becca has enough back hair to grow a bearskin rug.  

[Kitsoru]

luri stabbed my kitty with a pen gonk  

[lurichan]

Becca refuses to eat brown M&Ms because she thinks they are really candy coated poop.  

[Kitsoru]

luri has a cow taser with which she tortures hobos  

[lurichan]

((I don't? *lol* Just kidding))

Becca has a zit the size of cincinati directly in the middle of her forhead. It's starting to develop a bacteria civilization.  

[Kitsoru]

(my zit will take over the world!! scream )
luri has a secret tea fetish O.o;  

[lurichan]

Becca has enough lint between her toes to make a pillow.  

[Kitsoru]

luri has a secret lab under her bed in which she is attempting to resurrect wooly mammoths  

[lurichan]

Becca is secretly....

ba....


ba...

BA....

BALD!!!! *watches may run away in terror*  

[Kitsoru]

rofl
luri is secretly Faust!!! *hugs* whee
SAAYYOONARRA~!!! |o|  

[lurichan]

Becca tastes just like orange juice.  

[Kitsoru]

luri is the reincarnation of Napoleon  

[lurichan]

Becca has pin up posters of bald men in her bedroom because she thinks they are smexy.  

[Kitsoru]

luri has a radioactive easter bunny caged up in her cellar