A New Gaian Once Came Up To Me And Said...

[Captain Purpleheart]

Oh my god.
Tip: No one's gonna donate if you talk like that!  

[Ariomness]

Quote:

1yke 1me noo heer 2o can i lyke have sum gelds?

That doesn't even translate out of chatspeak well. O_o It'd be "Like, Me no here too, can I like have some golds?" What the crap? And does gold really need to be 'gelds'? You're using more characters than you would if you spelt it correctly! Argghhh... my eyes.. they burn...  

[Shoulder Conscience]

So that's what it says! Well, if no one can understand the guy in the first place, how are we going to donate gold to him anyway? And I wouldn't in the first place. Even if he did have good grammar!  

[normtheclone]

Holy sh*t! What language was that, because I honestly can't understand it.  

[Ceribri]

Kaego

Ki~Ichigo

I don't even know what that says it's so terrible! gonk

she said, "like, i'm new here, can I please have some gold?"

my IQ dropped just by translating that xp

I lose IQ points sometimes when trying to translate. Although, some of it I can live with, and use on IM when rushed for time, I usually just either give up or my brain cells starve from lack of grammar.  

[Nate McCloud]

And now, some wise words from the G Blade-wielding werewolf:

Never try to read something like that when you're going on practically no sleep.

Or ever, for that matter.

When I read that, my IQ dropped from about 130 to about...10.  

[Tarantellatears]

I can hardly understand what that even says . . .  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

That HAS a translation?