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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:06 am


SMiNKLe
By "ask your local mental health center" they mean "GET AN EXORCIST, QUICK!!!", don't they?


I think so xD

If they try that on me I'll take my sword and just cut their heads off.

=X
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 6:33 am


Ooooh brutality, always a good thing.
I belive that is the best way to solve an issue like that, slice them apart with a mean looking sword.

Lord Blade Icestorm


Lady_Anastasia

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:55 am


This *is* a joke, right? rofl My personal faves:


-Complains of boredom.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

Love it, love it, love it.

It seems every teenager in America must be deported to their local mental health center immediately. Hurry! Throw them in the backs of trucks! The apocylpse is near!

twisted
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:44 pm


I think the person who made that list needs forced mental therepy

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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 4:25 pm


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Quote:
Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with an important message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full.



If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.


I post this here so you can all see the dangers of this insideous subculture. I myself was almost lured into its self-destructive spiral, but through the help of my local church and parents I managed to escape. Your church can help you too, if you just pay close attention to the warning signs.

Thank you.


Oh my favorit one is in red rofl

It is sad how stupid people are in this world. gonk

I never know the toleration of Buddhism was so "dangerous".


I've seen this one before. I have to say that the one in red is my favorite as well. Count Chocula=GOTH!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
rofl
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:04 pm


Oh no...

I'm going to hell...


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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 7:10 pm


wow. aparently im just. satan.
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:32 pm


Hah I kind of like the "plays video games of a role-playing nature" rolleyes I hope you guys know that not all Christians feel this way...I'm pretty sure I could show up at my church clad head-to-toe in gothic gear and it would be no problem at all (although that's not how I usually dress so people might be a little surprised blaugh ).

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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:17 am


Plays games of the RP genre, sorry that makes no sense to me.

You are right of course, there are some Christians who are open minded and accept that people are different....just wish the person who wrote this would listen to that.
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 2:43 pm


that is the stupidest list i've ever read...you should burn it

-Death-of-a-Poptart-


Mary Michaels

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:35 pm


-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Wicca
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
*I got all but one!* *OMG WHAT ARE THEY GOIN TO DO...KILL ME??? *yesss*
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:13 pm


I read this before. IT IS SOOO RETARDED!!! There are many things wrong with that. I am for sure.
It does crack me up whenever I read the one highlighted in red, though!! mrgreen

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:46 pm


Quote:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.


Hmm...Hey doesn't that seem to sound like a preist.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:50 pm


My grandmother called me odd today.
I told her it was her fault for letting me have too much count chocula at a young age.
She just walked away.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:13 pm


Stupid Hardcore Christians

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Drinks alcohol.
-WAS suicidal and/or depressed.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is bisexual.
-Claims to be a goth.


Oh, dear, GOD, I'm condemned to Hell. All of the above apply to me. I MUST REPENT!!! Being Catholic isn't enough!!! I must go to the funny farm! AAAAH!!!!!!! rofl

Dear God, some Christians make the rest of us Christians look really bad.
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