Random Quotes

[Jackalope2]

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas A. Edison  

[Maker Of Tomorrow]

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. -Found it in an email-  

[Jackalope2]

The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of modern civilization. --Sigmund Freud  

[Maker Of Tomorrow]

"Die, Scumbag!" -Neo Amon's best attack on Shadow Hearts Covenant-  

[Roman Shepherd]

Power Overwhelming.  

[PWND In The Face]

People who take it upon themselves to kill others, must be prepared to have others try to kill them in return ~Gojyo  

[DemonicNightmare]

I wish life were a vidio game, cuz then I could press reset - I have no clue


here taday gone tamorrow, but it'll be back eh some time - a friend



if some one says I'm alright, they're fine, if they say they're ok, they're fine, if they say they're good, they're fine, but if they say they're fine, they're F.I.N.E.

F***ed up
Insecure
Not well
Emotional

---- heard it from a friend almost like an icon I saw


If a Gi.rl say's they're "Fine" it means they're horribly sad - Rayna ((friend lol))  

[Blazefox1]

Sleep - those little slices of death, how I loathe them. ~Edgar Allen Poe  

[Ashira_Aria]

The Sugar Pixie

♪ So I'm, a squirrel
And you're not!
You're just human;
How pathetic, you are!

You dooon't have a fluffy tail!
You dooon't have squirrelly wrath!
You just build to destroy
While I
Collect
Some nuts
And yoouuu all suck! ♪

-Foamy the squirrel!

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Ashira_Aria]

Piratical_Nonsense_Youkai

*sings* I'm surrounded by idiots, I am ringed by fools...I am covered in morons, so get me out of this room!

 

[Maker Of Tomorrow]

"I don't believe in stereotypes, I prefer to hate people on a more personal basis!" ~Anon.  

[Jackalope2]

Those who can make you believe absurdities can also make you commit atrocities. ~ Random bumper sticker  

[xBloody_Twilightx]

The definition of being crazy is repeating the same action over and over expecting different results -unknown

You Can't Fly With Broken Wings

"Never let anyone tell you how to live your life.”

They know about us. They see us dining from empty plates and drinking from empty glasses. -Louis from Interview with the Vampire

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."  

[amunition]

"Weve been traveling in searching for the Holy grail......weve alrready got one" *Whispers* "I stold them we've already" (montey pythons the search for the holy grail)  

[Lemonlimezero]

"I fell in love three times that day, once when she approached me, once as she said my name, and a third as I watched her walk away" ~ Me