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Sam: Sir, I wanted to talk to you about...
Jack: Carter
Sam: We haven't heard from him in a week.
Jack: Doesn't mean anything
Sam: Sir, we know he was captured by Replicators. Chances are he was onboard a replicator ship when it disintegrated.
Jack: All we know for sure is that he's missing.
Sam: Sooner or later...
Jack: Forget it! I'm not falling for it this time!
Sam: Falling for it?
Jack: Yeah. How many times have you thought he was gone and then he shows up... in one form or another. I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead.
He looks up into the room and shouts out.
Jack: You hear that? I'm not buying it!
He waits for a response from Daniel, then looks at Sam
Jack: What? He's just waiting for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing you know, he'll come waltzing through that door. Like, right now. Waltzing. Now.
Oma: Excuse me. Frank, I need a noseboy and a blanket. Two handfruit wrecked on a shingle, with a mystery in the alley. A warmy with a mouldy lid and two checkerboards, alright? Oh yeah, hold the paper!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:11 pm
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Ravine SaDiablo1 Daniel: Broke into your house? Jack: Yeah Daniel: Second week in a row. Jack: Mmhmm... Daniel: Alarm? Jack: Actually I was thinkin' dog Joe: WHy don't you try locking your front door?
I love that scene! ^_^ The look on Jack's face was hilarious. |
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:14 pm
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:50 pm
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Sandra: You know, my aunt used to talk about you all the time. It's funny
I always used to picture some Indiana Jones type with a bullwhip and a
pistol chasing bad guys through some ancient temple!
Daniel: Yeah, well, I generally leave the whip at home...
Balinsky: Now, (the rock) is undergoing further testing but we hope to have
the results on your desk first thing tomorrow morning.
Jack: Don't you keep me waiting!
Balinsky: No, sir! Now, here's where things get really interesting, because
you will notice in this...
Daniel: (entering) Jack! We need to talk! Oh, sorry for interrupting.
Jack: No! It's okay. If it's important, you must interrupt. You must.
Apophis: Who are you?
Daniel: Name's Daniel Jackson. Uh, if you give me back my eyeglasses, I
could actually see you.
Teal'c: He claims he is of the Tau'ri.
Daniel: You weren't supposed to tell him that.
Apophis: The Tau'ri have no chappa'ai.
Daniel: Oh! Sorry, guess I was wrong. I'm sure your information is correct
and ... In fact, I'm usually quite wrong, quite unreliable actually. To be
honest with you, I'm insane.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:41 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:04 pm
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Karasu17 Daniel: Broke into your house? Jack: Yeah Daniel: Second week in a row. Jack: Mmhmm... Daniel: Alarm? Jack: Actually I was thinkin' dog Joe: WHy don't you try locking your front door?
i love that bit.
another really good bit and quote from jack and sam from that episode
JACK'S HOUSE. Jack comes in with a couple of bags of shopping in one hand and his cellphone in the other. He's talking to Sam on the phone.
CARTER (over phone): How about Monday morning?
O'NEILL: No, I have a thing with someone from C.I.A., a Johnson someone or other. It's about that whole Kinsey thing.
CARTER: So, any big plans for the weekend?
O'NEILL (walking into the kitchen and putting the bags down): Oh yeah. Big. Huge!
(We see that Sam is at S.G.C., using one of the phones in a corridor.)
CARTER: Yeah, me neither.
O'NEILL: What are you talkin' about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelette.
CARTER: World-famous, huh? What's in it?
O'NEILL (taking some bottles of beer out of one of the shopping bags): Eggs.
CARTER: I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
O'NEILL: Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot you.
CARTER (who has heard Jack putting the beer bottles onto the kitchen table): It's beer, isn't it?
O'NEILL: Carter ... |
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:22 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:44 pm
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You can guess who my favourite character is:
Quote: BAAL: I wish to know what means you possess to fight this scourge. O'NEILL: I'm sorry -- we must have had a bad connection there for a second. It almost sounded like you were asking me for help! BAAL: The Replicators are a threat to everyone, including the countless humans who populate worlds throughout this galaxy. Now, I propose that we work together to defeat our common enemy. O'NEILL: My -- this is an occasion! You know that bitter taste in your throat, it's kind of wrapped around your uvula? That's what's left of your pride. BAAL: Perhaps you could curb your amusement for a moment. JACOB: If we're going to work together, the first thing we should discuss is strategy. Now, your attempts at meeting the Replicators head-on are only going to result ... O'NEILL: Jacob. J-J-Jacob. I got it. I've got a better idea. Instead of helping you, why don't we sit back and watch you get your a** kicked? That way, you'll be dead, and we'll be glad! BAAL: You cannot be serious. O'NEILL: Yes I can. I just choose not to some of the time. BAAL: With your insolence you're dooming not just your world but all of humanity. O'NEILL: I think big!
Quote: BAAL: This one. JACOB: How do you know? BAAL: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing. ... BAAL: Now, this one. CARTER: That one took us in the wrong direction. JACOB: All-knowing, huh?!
[edited] Forgot the new one:
BAAL: Over 600 channels and nothing to watch.
xd
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:20 pm
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