Lines You'll Never Hear

[Natch]

The Jedi council is far superior in knowledge than me. I should really start listening to their advice more.
-Qui Gon  

[Nelowulf]

The Jedi council is far superior in knowledge than me. I should really start listening to their advice more.

-Anakin Skywalker  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Become a Jedi, I never wanted to. Become gangsta rappa, i desired to

-Master Yoda  

[Durza the Shade]

Natch

Durza the Shade

Clone trooper - *spotting headless Jango in the arena* No! You killed my father! *entire army turns on Mace Windu*

xd

((Actually, the troopers consider him the greatest of the Jedi, for pulling that stunt.))

Size matters not. *attempts to lift X-wing* *pant, pant* Ok, so wrong I was. Limits, the Force has.

- Yoda  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

((hahaha))

(After discovering light-side Force lightning)

Wheee!!1 *zaps* Damn you Vergere, you turned me over to the Vong so many times you fugly birdie!!! *zaps some more*

-Jacen solo  

[The Prince of oranges]

The star wars holiday special was not soo bad

-george lucus (hahaha, everyone should go watch it)  

[Nelowulf]

Hmm... fight you with my lightsaber, dooku, i will.. Aiee! *snap* Pain, I suffer. Hip that is mine, I say ow!

-Yoda  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Whatsa yousa doing tonight?

- Jar Jar Binks speaking to Yaddle  

[Durza the Shade]

Clones are reprehensible abominations that should never have been thought of!

- Lama Su  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Geonosis is at your command, Palpatine, lord of the galaxy.

-Count Dooku.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

*after killing Jango Fett*

Aww, HELL no, why the hell is it always me who has to do the dirty bounty hunter slaughering? I always wanted to be a poet, not a Jedi murderer! It's cuz I'm black, isn't it? Why is it that I'm the only black Jedi? have you ever seen another black Jedi? That's right, you haven't!

-Mace Windu  

[Nelowulf]

If I cross dress, people think I'm Yaddle.

-Yoda  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

You know that Yaddle is just a hologram of me cross-dressed playing in a loop right?

-Yoda  

[Nelowulf]

((In episode three))

Wow! I didn't die first! But that means.... Aw hell no! I'm white!

-Mace Windu  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

(while cheering on a lightsaber sparring match at the Jedi Academy)

Be Aggressive, Be Be agressive!

-Luke Skywalkerh