How did the cow jump over the moon?

[Nimeton Ei Kukaan]

Naw. The cow was astral projecting and the people saw her astral body!
The cow itself was peacefully meditating on her field.  

[snubsnub]

;.;  

[AzureFlame]

Perhaps the farmer who owned the cow was drunk one night and filled the cow up with helium, letting her float randomly over the moon. mrgreen  

[Wings Akimbo]

It used a trampoline biggrin .  

[skittlei]

rocket boots  

[Pixi_itsy]

i think he gained super powers and heard little Timmy stuck in a well. sad poor Timmy.  

[Huanlang]

The cow cheated and used magic . . .  

[me i is]

hey ditel ditel the cat broke the fitel the cow crashed into the moon  

[Tiyadore]

maybe the cow skydiving? rofl

rofl rofl  

[Pillboy]

The cow clearly used rockets!
Its the only reasonable way!!!!!

p.s. Im poor dramallama  

[wildwind_alchemist]

this is all government conspiracy to hide the fact that the dish ran away with the spoon
*randomness*  

[Queen of Snuggles]

THE REAL STORY OF THE COW THAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON.


mk. the cow named Maisy was a vegitarian. she hated non-vegitarians soo much, she turned everything made of milk, cheese, steak... you name it.... into big, GIANT DOUGHNUTS. see, Maisy had superpowers. mmm. better believe it. so when she heard that the moon was made of cheese, she was sooo hopping (
xd xd xd

 

[crimson_day]

I love polls cuz it's fun to c wat ppl put on there polls it could b somthing funny or serious! domokun  

[Sliph]

Obviously the most logical answer has yet to be said.

The dish ran away with the spoon.. imagine a dish or spoon's point of view. Depending on how high the moon was in the sky the cow could have just as easily walked over the moon.