What They Were Thinking

[elvisnake]

Said: Wipe them out. All of them
Thought: Except for that one gungan. What was his name? Jor Jor? Whatever. He'll make an excellent addition to the wall of bloody severed heads at the walk of crappy character shame, along with the Ewoks and Darth F. *Monty burns finger arch.* Excellent.  

[Nospai Deathous]

L said: I can sense the goodness within you. the conflict.
V said: there is no conflict
V thought: how'd he know?! crying  

[Sol Walker]

Leia sad While wearing infamous bikini) I hope this doesnt make me look fat...  

[Nospai Deathous]

Jabba: (when Leia is bikini-clad and on his 'lap' ) Hohoho
thinks: It's too bad i'm gay.  

[Apotheis]

Darth vader biggrin on't be to proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignifigant next to the power of the force.
Thinks:Aww man, I wanted to blow up planets first...  

[Nospai Deathous]

Luke: How will I know the good side from the bad?
Yoda: You will know. When you are calm... at peace...
(Yoda) thinks: I love this. I can BS whatever I want and he believes it!  

[Apotheis]

Darth vader:Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy!
Darth Vader Thinks: Pssh yeah right, your wimpy a** against the emperor?  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

Tarkin: Charming to the last...
Tarkin Thinking: b***h.  

[ElladanKenet]

Vader- I have you now!

Thought- Or else we're all ###### and we end up paying the bill another one of these giant metal death traps.  

[elvisnake]

Said: Size Matters not.

Thought: fooling no one with this speech, am I. Big, I wish I was!  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

((Allow me to use that same one))

Yoda: Size matters not..
Thought: It's the motion in the ocean.  

[elvisnake]

Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our revenge.

Thought: Revenge for what? I mean they even named the movie set fourteen years after I die "Revenge" of the Sith, and Sidious is always talking about revenge, but for what? What did the Jedi ever do to us? The Sith brought about their own downfall! Oh, well...  

[Kit Tainess]

Ghost Obi on hoth: Uuuuuuuse the force Luke
Thought: Well, now that I can see the future, I wonder if I should go get Leia some Latex for the Ewok celebration after they blow up the death star and kill Palpy. Maybe I should go possess Vader and asassinate the old Palpers.  

[elvisnake]

Yoda; Do or do not, there is no try

Thought: Bad it is, that this is the only line that non nerds will no me by.  

[Des Voh]

(Scene that Luke gets kissed by Leia)

Said:*Speechless grin to Han*
Though:Screw being gay, I just got my first kiss!
Later after finding out Leia was his sister: OH GOD! ALL THOSE DREAMS!!! *Starts to break down and crys out for someone to kill him*