Dirty sayings

[Random Saxon]

Lady Cynara: My lord, what a tremendous codpiece you have.

Lord Ulric: All the better to contain a tremendous cod! *wink* wink


It was shouted across two campsites, so practically everyone heard. Ulric interupted Cynara before she could make any compensation related remarks.  

[Felix OFlyn]

Sirenstoy

Well, as my shield device is a rooster, even my introductions become dirty....

"I am Stephen the c**k of the Eldern Hills. And you are?"

It wasn't intentional, I just have a strut that reminded my friends of a rooster... the fact that said rooster is silver upon my device....well, that's another story.

>.>
<.<
You have a siver c**k?  

[Felix OFlyn]

Random Saxon

Lady Cynara: My lord, what a tremendous codpiece you have.

Lord Ulric: All the better to contain a tremendous cod! *wink* wink


It was shouted across two campsites, so practically everyone heard. Ulric interupted Cynara before she could make any compensation related remarks.

Grand.  

[The Abortionater]

Rial k**e

Random Saxon

Lady Cynara: My lord, what a tremendous codpiece you have.

Lord Ulric: All the better to contain a tremendous cod! *wink* wink


It was shouted across two campsites, so practically everyone heard. Ulric interupted Cynara before she could make any compensation related remarks.

Grand.

haha... one's "Cod" is quite a euphamism  

[Snaebjorn]

Said just this past pennsic.

Me: "Beautiful lady. Your dancing is nearly as fine as your features. Perhaps you might be kind enough to dance around my fire later tonight."

Originally it was meant as a compliment. It wasn't long before it had taken all new connotation  

[Felix OFlyn]

Naito_Mitsukai

What a very nice long-sword you have there MiLord
(subtle I know, but ... It leads worse places QUITE quickly) rofl

Why thank you... oh you weren't talking to me?  

[Felix OFlyn]

Snaebjorn

Said just this past pennsic.

Me: "Beautiful lady. Your dancing is nearly as fine as your features. Perhaps you might be kind enough to dance around my fire later tonight."

Originally it was meant as a compliment. It wasn't long before it had taken all new connotation

Its always furn when you don't even mean to be dirty.  

[Felix OFlyn]

Naito_Mitsukai

Rial k**e

Naito_Mitsukai

What a very nice long-sword you have there MiLord
(subtle I know, but ... It leads worse places QUITE quickly) rofl

Why thank you... oh you weren't talking to me?

Well I havn't SEEN your long-sword yet MiLord. How am I to comment on it without seeing it first? xd

Thats a good question. Whould you like to see my long sword?  

[Felix OFlyn]

Naito_Mitsukai

Rial k**e

Naito_Mitsukai

Rial k**e

Naito_Mitsukai

What a very nice long-sword you have there MiLord
(subtle I know, but ... It leads worse places QUITE quickly) rofl

Why thank you... oh you weren't talking to me?

Well I havn't SEEN your long-sword yet MiLord. How am I to comment on it without seeing it first? xd

Thats a good question. Whould you like to see my long sword?

Why MiLord I'd love to see your long sword! rofl

I'm sorry but I don't curently have access to any pix of it.  

[The Abortionater]

I had to submit a piece of armor to a friend to fix. A breastplate. And he said "Let me inspect your breast" so... I flashed camp.