Yo Mama Jokes

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

 

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

YO MAMA SOOO!!(fat that she won the new world record of the worlds fat'es woman  

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.

 

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

yo mama so STUPED and fat. that when god said to get two of every animal she got only one..the rest was sceared that she would kill thim because of her fat  

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code.

 

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

your pretty good. ^_^ and fun



yo mama soo!!stuped that when the goverment said to cut all the fat'est trees down.( SHE CUT HER ON LEGS OFF.) CAUSE THEY WAS THE FAT'EST  

[Rea Bugs]

-Scratches the back of my head-
Not as good as you ^^;

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."