Redneck Jokes

[BigJammer]

you refuse to slide in softball because you don’t want to crush your cigarettes.  

[BigJammer]

your church has a “happy hour.”  

[BigJammer]

the air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago.  

[Slow Motion Suicide]

speaking of the "met ur wife at a family reunion" i know a married couple that acctually did.
rofl. they r 4th cousins and have 2 kids together.
rofl.  

[Kathrine Ann Floyde]

that is kinda scary  

[BigJammer]

heartcharm

speaking of the "met ur wife at a family reunion" i know a married couple that acctually did.
rofl. they r 4th cousins and have 2 kids together.
rofl.

lol they do that im very aware of that  

[Kathrine Ann Floyde]

yes they do i know but it is still scary  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

have you ever farted so hard your back cracks!?


GIT "R" DONE

YOU MIGTH BE A REDNECK IF YOU RIDE WITH YOUR DISKY HORN BLOWEN DOWN THE ROAD.

THATS FUNNY I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.


THANK YOU THIS WAS BY LAREY THA CABLE GUY  

[BigJammer]

demon_cat_kiki

have you ever farted so hard your back cracks!?


GIT "R" DONE

YOU MIGTH BE A REDNECK IF YOU RIDE WITH YOUR DISKY HORN BLOWEN DOWN THE ROAD.

THATS FUNNY I DON'T CARE HOW YOU ARE.


THANK YOU THIS WAS BY LAREY THA CABLE GUY

rofl  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

rofl rofl ninja 4laugh  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

you might be a redneck if you think your momas phone was ringing and it was really you butt farting. mrgreen  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

you might be a redneck if you leave your cristhmas lights on all year.  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

you might be a redneck IF YOU WAKE UP BESIDE A DEER NAKED


KINDA MAKE YOU THINK HUH?!!!@  

[Rea Bugs]

You might be a redneck if you catch an aligator instead of a fish.
was that ok? ^^;

 

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

yea that was really good. and you say you can't do it..looks at you put's arm around your neck and says never say never!




you might be a redneck if you parked your truck and left it it starts rolling away