Answer, Question

[BansheeinHades]

Would you ever have a girlfriend?


Oh, I thought you said to do that.  

[[ a c e ]]

WHY is the cat in the oven?!

Just use a paper clip.  

[Talon_Cut]

what can i use to clean a bowl?

45  

[Aurora Sing]

How many years are there between you and your sister?


Its just a second away.  

[BansheeinHades]

How long until my death?

The Yankees sucked tomorrow.  

[Lilith Le Midge]

Why did that one team win against the Yankees?

Caterpillars on tree branches.  

[BansheeinHades]

What's your favorite thing to undress with your eyes?

Trampolines at Victoria's Secrets.  

[chessiejo]

what are we secretly taping guys watching, for purposes of blackmail?


concrete overshoes  

[American Dreamcatcher]

What is the Mafia's favorite accesory?

Black cat  

[BansheeinHades]

What went down your pants?

Staightened carpet cleaners.  

[chessiejo]

what did you used to do for a living?


holding my breath for ten minutes  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Q: How did you die?


A: A flying hippo.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

What made that huge mess on your windsheild?


A can of Pringles and some tweezers  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Q: Whats do you spend most your time with?




A: Eggs.  

[BansheeinHades]

If you were stuck on an island, what one thing would you bring?

I used to brush corpses' hair.