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 Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:08 pm
Would you ever have a girlfriend?
Oh, I thought you said to do that.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:08 am
WHY is the cat in the oven?!
Just use a paper clip.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:32 am
what can i use to clean a bowl?
45
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:53 pm
How many years are there between you and your sister?
Its just a second away.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:01 pm
How long until my death?
The Yankees sucked tomorrow.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:43 pm
Why did that one team win against the Yankees?
Caterpillars on tree branches.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:21 pm
What's your favorite thing to undress with your eyes?
Trampolines at Victoria's Secrets.
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:02 pm
what are we secretly taping guys watching, for purposes of blackmail?
concrete overshoes
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:16 pm
What is the Mafia's favorite accesory?
Black cat
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:20 pm
What went down your pants?
Staightened carpet cleaners.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:28 am
what did you used to do for a living?
holding my breath for ten minutes
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:01 am
Q: How did you die?
A: A flying hippo.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:19 pm
What made that huge mess on your windsheild?
A can of Pringles and some tweezers
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:24 pm
Q: Whats do you spend most your time with?
A: Eggs.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:26 pm
If you were stuck on an island, what one thing would you bring?
I used to brush corpses' hair.
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