Five word story

[BansheeinHades]

across the street to the  

[Algieba]

grocery store and stole a  

[Dark_Links]

pie that tasted like a  

[Algieba]

whole basket of exotic fruit.  

[Dark_Links]

Then the man ran to  

[BansheeinHades]

the restroom because he's constipated.  

[ChemicalSoiree]

Within the trapping walls of  

[Corbytt]

the stall, he found that  

[Skinnie Jeans]

the puppy was also in

 

[sailor Z]

love with his crappy, purple,  

[Shrimpee_Bean]

which matched perfectly with  

[Urbydizzy]

The writing on the wall.  

[Bluegenius]

"holy s**t!" stated the man,  

[Golden eagle6]

I missed the toilet again! eek  

[.x.[Toxic Kisses].x.]

And went on the wall!