Top 13 Reasons You Know You're A B-Rate Goth

[supa no tamago]

MortSanglant

I do believe that list was compiled by Voltaire.

Sing as if no one is listening, dance as if no one is watching…

Sounds like it xDDD

…love as if you have never been hurt before, live as if there is Heaven on Earth.

 

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Ophelia Rose

Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.


13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark

12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it.

11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?!

10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it.

9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart!

8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair".

7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"

6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way?

5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on.

4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda!

3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.

2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs.

1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!!

Hehehe. Snarky. I like it.  

[Al-aaraaf]

I found that to be very entertaining.  

[Umberella]

Ophelia Rose

3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.

I'm gonna have to use this one someday!  

[ketchakik]

Ophelia Rose

Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.




5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on.

i like black denim sad (though it does fad bad)  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

I love number two.  

[Xx-Razorblade-Skittles-xX]

That list was great whee . I absolutely loved it!!!!!  

[eternallyyours711]

cute i almost bought thast poster from hot topic  

[Asher_Scree]

-snorts- Funny as hell.

I don't drive, but my -mom- drives a red Echo (think clown car). Close enough?  

[babalonsatene]

Ha ha, I love number 8 smile  

[.+Melanthios+.]

[[siz

e=9]color=darkblue]Ohhhh...this topic is back to the main page again *reads list* lol. I'll never get tired of this rofl

 

[Byrn_in_hel]

That made me lawl. That used to be me...... in, like, 7th grade. stare  

[misunderstood_001]

xd heart  

[xXCarpeOmniaXx]

lordoflycans

oh gosh darn it, I work at walmart too! crap crap crap!

Power to those who work at Wal-Mart! scream Lol! rofl (Yes I do work there btw xd )  

[Devils_lilboy]

Ophelia Rose

Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.


13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark

12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it.

11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?!

10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it.

9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart!

8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair".

7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"

6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way?

5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on.

4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda!

3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.

2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs.

1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!!

thats funny s**t........