Things To Do When You're Bored

[iamNOTanidiot]

-teach yourself how to make espresso coffee
-re-organise enitre restruants seats into the same positions
-sharpen pencils until they could be used as weapons
-move the seats again
-talk about anything you can think of to distract the customers from ordering
-see how many fries you can shove into your mouth without bending or breaking any
-see if you could land safely if you jump over the railing on the second floor
-repeat
-see if you can climb up the railing to the second floor
-count every brick in the restruant
-try to catch a pigeon
-try to stop a customer from ordering what they really want to order

This is some of the long list of things I have done while I used to work the midnight shift at city extra.  

[Arsenic Lace]

Brush your teeth....yes I know you do it twice a day already

heart ...but especially late at night this is good, for making sure you have cleaned each tooth thoroughly...
and also an endurance test, to see how long you can keep the toothpaste in your mouth sweatdrop .  

[nrasjaa]

shake your a** from bris vegas to perthy!! xd *shakes a***  

[Phobophile.]

*laughs hysterically*
Thats choice!
I think my favourite was "count your bellybutton" rofl

Here are a couple I came up with

-Eat well, play well, live well
-Rock on with your bad self
-Eat curry, backwards

Sorry, they are lame! gonk  

[iamNOTanidiot]

-Lick your bosses ears.
-Steal your bosses keys to the back room.
-Stop time with your mind.  

[Phobophile.]

-Emancipate yourself, from your watch


Again, LAME! Sorry!  

[Teru teru bozu]

Pyromaniacs Boredom Prevention List. Top 3.

- Make A Bazooka From PVC pipe and Fireworks.
- Build A Lego Tower, Leaving It Hollow, Pouring Petrol Down The Hollow Center, Then Set It On Fire
- Make rockets out of Aerosol Cans.  

[WarriorShadow]

Turn your house into fortress.

defend Fort from Invaders.  

[Teru teru bozu]

Chew on a power cable, Sure you'll probably be killed, but you'll be boredom free.  

[Demonic_Angel_89]

50 Things To Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"  

[WarriorShadow]

51. When you enter the Elevator say Loudly "OH...this is the Bad elevator...well this is my stop" then get off, on the same floor.


Lame, no?  

[Anoni]

Reply those postage paid and self addressed envelopes with love letters.  

[Ozumou]

Get online at Gaia, or when that is not working

send email birthday cards for a few years in advance.  

[ManagerKyoto]

-Think about growing a beard.
-Growing that same beard, but not having turn out how you wanted.  

[nrasjaa]

- be random
- have sex
- get drunk
- have random drunken sex