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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:15 pm
I killed him with my new pistol because I felt like shooting something and he stepped in my way.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:21 pm
I lured her into a dark room wherin rested the alien parasite I had cultured, it crawled under her skin targetting but not destroying her nerves, when she tried to move she felt violent pains, after it encompossed her entire body it went into what is called "feeding mode" and started digesting her inside out, dulling her pain and even causing pleasure to keep her from dying too quickly. All because my pet needed food.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:24 pm
Killed him in a way that could make a ninja puke because he killed one of my best friends.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:28 pm
I ripped her wings off and watched her die a slow, painful death because various bugs had been flying right in front of my face all day. And they didn't even bite!
(Seriously, this happens all the time. I wish they'd just make up their minds and leave me alone. scream )
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:30 pm
I wrapped the strap of her ORLY bag around her neck tighter and tighter until she stopped breathing. I've always wanted to choke someone...
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:45 pm
I sicked all my plushies on her because strangling is messy.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:48 pm
I put paperclips on her wings so she wouldn't fly away, then I tied her up and stabbed her once, I walked away and let her die very slowly of internal bleeding
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:51 pm
Made him my slave. Whenever he displeased me I cut off one of his extremities starting with the fingers, then the toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, and still made him work for me by using his cut off body parts as fertilizer for my rose garden. When he was nothing but a stump who couldn't do anything I cut off his head and put it on a pike in my lovely fertilized rose garden.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:52 pm
I dipped her head first in a drum of olive oil and then threw her in a huge frying pan and watched her jump around as the heat got hotter and hotter....she tasted a bit gamey....
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:53 pm
I decapitated him with my katana so I could enslave his soul and make it doe my bidding... which is mostly to sit on top of my head. xd
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:57 pm
Ate his brain because of his lame reason for killing.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:58 pm
I posessed her rose gardon and beat her with my spiky stems in her sleep for making me into fertalizer
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:00 pm
I used his long hair to strangle him, to help prove that short hair pwns long hair (on a guy).
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:00 pm
I set him on fire and roasted marshmallows on him because my roses all died! crying
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:01 pm
I didn't kill him! He slipped and fell on my knife 10 times.
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