Things a Naruto Character Would Never Say

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Sasuke: Naruto is more special than me..I'm so glad..

Kakashi: Oh Iruka did I tell you when I was with Sasuke alone training him with the Chidori we did some stuff.......

Naruto: *looks through Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise* Wow..I know why he reads it now...  

[Fade_the_Pyro]

Kyuubi: hey sukaku long time no see!
Shukaku: Kyuubi! You got yoursdelf sealed too? and in that dork?
Kyuubi: yeah....so...lets have tea
Shukaku: okay!
Naruto: NO!!! I TOLD YOU TO FIGHT!!!
Gaaara: ZZZzzzz  

[Chrysant]

ChibiAngelwolf

Ino: Sakura can have Sasuke she deserves him..I want Shikamaru

I wish she'd say that. whee

Naruto: Pfft, screw the mission. I don't care about being a shinobi.  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Kakashi: I hate Sasuke I'm going to train Naruto instead!

Tsunade: Sakura is a useless person..

Tsunade: I wish my breasts were smaller..i can't even see my toes if I stand up..  

[bigvick]

Anybody:
Foo!
Get your sorry punka** back here and fight before I pull out my .45 an' bust a cap!  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Naruto: That Sexy no Jutsu thing is stupid

Konohamaru: Naruto is stupid

Iruka: That Sexy no Jutsu really turned me on..

Kakashi: I should do 1000 years of pain on Sasuke and see if he likes it..obviously Naruto doesn't *sigh*  

[Anime476Lover]

hahahaha funny quotes^_^  

[Anime476Lover]

I luv Sasuke heart !  

[zero_brain]

kakashi: itcha itcha paradise what's that?
sauske:hmm. i wonder how much "being naruto for dummies" would cost
neji: ahh i love pretty flowers
sakura: sauske...? sauske who?
naruto: i give up trying to be hokage to be a hair dresser
lee: im gonna sit down and eat chips for the rest of my life
gai: kakashi i give up for you are a better shinobi
shino: YEAH LETS PAARRTTAAYYY
kabuto:i hate orochimaru
asuma: smoking who is smoe-king?
tsunade: help me open this pickle jar
itachi:mmmkay
shikamaru: i lost on shogi
chouji:i am a vegatarian and vegan
jiraiya: i hate girls!
kisame:ITACHI i hate you
kiba: im a cat person
orochimaru: snakes are icky
the third:*to just about anyone* you SUCK you should just give up your dreams,lay down and DIE
shizune:tsunade why dont you drink and gamble dont worry about the freak with the eyebrows
tonton:hi
haku:my dream is.....to own a salon
itachi:nooooooooo sauske stop..dont kill me.....no..no.....NOOOOOOOO eek

whee  

[The_Yone]

xd Funny Stuff  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Shino: Did I just step on a bug? Oh well...

Hayate: *snizzes*

Kabuto: I hate working with orochimaru..he is so annoying..

Orochimaru: I like little boys *wink wink*

Tsunade: What can Orochimaru do with his tongue? *shivers*  

[Anime476Lover]

rock Lee= "I should shave my eyebrows and hair and donate it to kids with cancer!"

not funnie, but hey I tried sweatdrop  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Sasuke: So like I was saying, I was walking down the street and...*continues his story*

Tonton: Rawr!!

3rd Hokage: You know what Oro...what was your name again?

Kazekage: The Hokage looks really hott..  

[Titicko]

ChibiAngelwolf

Orochimaru: I like little boys *wink wink*

eek Aahhhhhhhhh! Run, little boys!  

[gronx7]

Morino Ibika: You didn't answer a single question correctly? You fail