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 Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:06 pm
I've never seen a wild bear before! I'll tell my friends about this! If I survive...
You just walked in on your grandparents having... special fun. Ewww.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:26 pm
At least you still have grandparents and they love each other.
You just found out that your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend depleted your bank account.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:55 pm
Well now I can have more the reasons to hate them.
You get stabed with a sword by a starved chinchila.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:11 pm
Wow I've never seen a real chinchila before.
Your house floods because you broke the water pipe.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:15 pm
Hey! Now I don't have to leave the house to go swimming! >^^<
You got mauled by a rabid badger.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:29 pm
now i can sing the badger song!
you die of an allergic reaction to chocolate
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:32 pm
At least my last meal was something good.
You're driving in your car when you notice you just ran over your neighbor's kid.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:32 pm
I never did like him.
You get chaptured by the Saw guy from the Saw movies.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:36 pm
now im all over the news pirate
ur appendix burst and u dont have health insurance
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:54 pm
I always wondered what it felt like to have abomb go off in me, pravticcaly the same.
You are traped in a small room with toxic gas.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:57 pm
I like small spaces
You turned into a god xp rofl
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:06 pm
omg that's the worst thing that ever happened to me gonk
i can turn u into a hamster and keep u as my pet 4laugh
u got turned into a hamster and became my pet
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:21 pm
I became a hamster and am your pet, but at least you feed me your excess dessert! heart
Gah! Jason Voorhees just stabbed you in the leg...
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:51 pm
Once again, legs? I have two but I really only need one. lol
The real silver lining is all the attention I'll get in the hospital!
You're going hunting and as you're loading your gun, you accidentally pull the trigger and blow your buddies foot off.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:31 pm
he's okay. He's always wanted to have a fake leg and be a pirate.
You fall asleep and wake up 500 years from now in the middle of a war.
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