Things the Twilight and New Moon Characters Would Never Say

[XxDemonSpawnxX]

Sensaina

XxDemonSpawnxX

What do vampires do for halloween?

I would like to know that too....o_O;;

Maybe all the vampires dress up like werewolves and the werewolves dress up like vampires.  

[hospitalflowers]

Sexy_Demonic_Angel

Well considering he WAS the newest member of the Cullen family, so he would be more prone to swearing. Ok, I HAVE to ask this, it has been bugging me...but everyone's talking about Midnight Sun? Supposedly the book from Edwards Point of View I think? Do you have a link to the chapters so i can read it?

Or there's this one. It's not by Stephenie Meyer, but it's called The Lion and The Lamb, it's truly amazing and I think you might like to read it.

Victoria; Edward, there's something I must tell you....
Edward; *Waits for her to continue*
Victoria; ...
Edward; *Tries to read her mind, but fails* What the...?
Victoria; I lost my mind.

Lame, yes, I know, my little sis helped me come up with that just now...

 

[pathetic alcoholic]

Bella: Let's get drunk! 4laugh
"xDD