Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nospai Deathous]

To watch "Benji" and not cry at the end.  

[Darkened Angel]

To convince people that Dihydrogen Monoxide is deadly by explaining various reasons, and have those people all vote to ban it, then laugh at them for not realizing what they just did.  

[Nospai Deathous]

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then watch them with glee as the water drains from their bodies and they die of thirst.  

[NickCpointless]

To find a working mac and to play games on it.  

[Nospai Deathous]

((lol!!!!))
To find a functional Windows computer.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

To create Darth Lando, Darth Greedo and Darth Sebolba.  

[Uncle Choco]

To discover why they put Braille on drive-thru ATMs.  

[Darkened Angel]

To find out the hard way what happens when you use a DOS command of " del *.* "  

[Missing00]

to defeat spiderman  

[NickCpointless]

to find out which planet Et lives on (since hes in episode 1)  

[Darkened Angel]

To find out who's idea of a sick joke it was when it came to naming the fear of long words.  

[Sol Walker]

To Find Kevin Grumbles and steal his secret recipe for Grumblecakes.  

[Missing00]

To get the holy grail!  

[Nospai Deathous]

To join... the suicide squad!  

[Kethen]

to teach the stormtroopers how to soot