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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:33 pm
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xxDethWishxx squire to fools Caid has a lot of good nickname stories... Another one (not a nickname), which is almost certainly made up but excellent nonetheless... Not long ago, Caid was a principality to the West. In those days, one had to have a consort to compete in a Crown tourney, but many existing restrictions had not yet been applied. When a young fighter entered the lists for the experience, he didn't expect to win. However, he had no consort. Grasping a straws, he asked a local knight if he could fight for the honor of his twelve-year-old daughter. The knight consented. The young man won Crown, and the young lady became princess. At war that year the little princess was wandering about in her usual garb, with neither crown nor decoration to distinguish her as princess. She stumbled across the path of a duke, who stopped in his tracks to look down his nose at her. "Where I come from," he scolded, "little girls bow to dukes." The princess did so and appologized, quickly making herself scarce. That night she mentioned what happened to Paul, then King of the West. The following day the West's royalty (Paul and his Queen as well as quite a few princes and princesses) and their guard moved in a great procession to the court where found was the offending duke, Caid's prince and princess to the rear. As the procession halted, the regal child moved to the front. She stood before the duke and in a loud, clear voice proclaimed "Where I come from, Lords bow to Ladies." very cool. Like I said, it was almost certainly dreamed up by a bard, but I'd have killed to see something like that.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:40 am
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Not-So-Sweet Transvestite
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:02 pm
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Not-So-Sweet Transvestite
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:53 pm
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squire to fools (fresh from war--got back about 2 hours ago) No s**t there I was on the Storm Troopers' right flank. I was not happy about this. The nearest allies were thirty yards back. The Storm Troopers charged. To the left. In short, no s**t, there I was, completely alone. No, not completely alone. I had lots and lots of company, but they were all looking at me a might unfriendly. Five Westies were squared off against me. I was already dead. It was only a matter of how many of them went to Hel with me. I picked one, charged, and got the snot beat out of me. When I got to the sidelines I met my trainer. "I was agressive," I said. "It didn't help." He smiled at me. "That's okay. That was the king."
At least you went down in style! biggrin
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:00 pm
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This is not combat-related, but it's still conquest...
At Estrella I attended the SCA 40th Anniversary ball. I'd been dancing mostly with a male friend from my home barony, or, when he was chasing skirt, whoever was standing nearby and looking impressionable. I'm not generally the kind of lady who waits to be asked, so often men don't have time.
Halfway through the night a very timid knight (which of course caught my attention) begged the favor of a dance. However, the next dance was not being taught, and neither of us knew it--so we agreed to delay it one. However, when the next dance was being announced another knight in attendance rushed over, took my hand, and barked an order: "you! Beauty! Dance with me!"
I'm sure he meant well.
The night went on, and every dance there was another man with spurs competing for my attention. Standard fun.
At the shaudenfrude (or however it's spelled) the next night, I was wandering around looking for someone (whether it was a specific someone or just someone interesting I can't remember), and one of the knights from the evening before approached me.
"I've been holding this all night," he said, presenting a cloven fruit, "swearing that the next time you walked by I'd give it to you... now I know you're not interested, but please... just take it."
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:26 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:31 pm
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:45 pm
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:49 pm
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:50 pm
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:02 am
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lolz this one's kinda boring!! but oh wellz!! =P
No s**t, there i was - joking around with about 4 guys - all easily older then me, making my usualy perverted comments, and joking around not knowing who any of them were. At one point i'd made a rather mean joke about the prince (this was my first SCA event, and i didn't know anyone really, and i didn't know what the prince looked like - only that he was at the event) now, keep in mind, i though - it's about 1am, there's only me and 4 other guys at the fire on the edge of the grounds where we were having the event and it's pitch back *save the fire* i'd assumed the royalty would be asleep.
well everyone starts laughing their asses off except for one person who seemed to be trying not to laugh, but at the same time kind of resentful (i thought maybe he just knew the prince personally .. and he did ... more then i realized) .....
and i'm a little comfused thinking "ok ... it wasn't that funny" and someone mentioned 'you have guts' and so on.
well an hour or so later and the other 3 had left slowly one by one, and me and the last guy get talking
i moved closer to the guy for two reasons 1(most importantly) the smoke was blowing in my eyes, and two, i figured i should actualy SEE who i'm talking to - so i know who to talk to the next day
..... i freeze ..... i remember a photo i'd seen while brousing the SCA websites ....all i could think was OH ....CRAP .....
"umm.... you wouldn't happen to be the prince ... would you .... lord?" and he laughs a bit 'yeah i'm Prince Ulf' *gulp* "I'M SORRY YOUR HIGHNESS I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU PLEASE ACCEPT MY APPOLOGY" and he just starts laughing and said 'it's okay, dont' worry about it'
i think he was kinda taking pitty on me since at one point i'd mentioned this was my first offical SCA event, and that i didn't really know anyone rofl but yeah great first impression eh?
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also -on the last day ~no s**t i was there~ i was wearing my wench outfit, and i was going to wear it all the way home (any excuse to wear the darn thing) and some people in mondane clothes, randomly talking as a guy my age-ish is teaching me to play honkerdown *and i'm kicking a*** and randomly i hear a "well lets just as this young wench here to do it" ~turn - look - lose the game~ "what sorry?" "can you give this to the prince for us?" "umm... okay?" *handed a rather large bottle of scotch* eek and he told me to say something ... two words .. but i forget what it was now! they ment 'a gift' or something so i was supposed to say "~those2words~ from the populace" and i said ... ok "just drop it in his lap" lolz i said "well... i don't know if i can get that close without getting my hand cut off though"
and the two gentlemen just started laughing, and i went on my merry way, and waited just outside the field while he finished his meeting, and then came up behind him, 'your highness' ~cursty~ as i curtsy and he's in the progress of turning in his chair *kinda hard in those figgin huge things * and i dropp it in his lap-ish *not getting too close!! lolz* and i say what i'm supposed to, and curtsy and leave and hear him laughing it up with everyone!! it was so awesome
-caught a couple comments from him and the other coronets that everyone was trying to get him drunk every which way her turned
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:36 am
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:12 pm
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Naito_Mitsukai lolz this one's kinda boring!! but oh wellz!! =P No s**t, there i was - joking around with about 4 guys - all easily older then me, making my usualy perverted comments, and joking around not knowing who any of them were. At one point i'd made a rather mean joke about the prince (this was my first SCA event, and i didn't know anyone really, and i didn't know what the prince looked like - only that he was at the event) now, keep in mind, i though - it's about 1am, there's only me and 4 other guys at the fire on the edge of the grounds where we were having the event and it's pitch back *save the fire* i'd assumed the royalty would be asleep. well everyone starts laughing their asses off except for one person who seemed to be trying not to laugh, but at the same time kind of resentful (i thought maybe he just knew the prince personally .. and he did ... more then i realized) ..... and i'm a little comfused thinking "ok ... it wasn't that funny" and someone mentioned 'you have guts' and so on. well an hour or so later and the other 3 had left slowly one by one, and me and the last guy get talking i moved closer to the guy for two reasons 1(most importantly) the smoke was blowing in my eyes, and two, i figured i should actualy SEE who i'm talking to - so i know who to talk to the next day ..... i freeze ..... i remember a photo i'd seen while brousing the SCA websites ....all i could think was OH ....CRAP ..... "umm.... you wouldn't happen to be the prince ... would you .... lord?" and he laughs a bit 'yeah i'm Prince Ulf' *gulp* "I'M SORRY YOUR HIGHNESS I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU PLEASE ACCEPT MY APPOLOGY" and he just starts laughing and said 'it's okay, dont' worry about it' i think he was kinda taking pitty on me since at one point i'd mentioned this was my first offical SCA event, and that i didn't really know anyone rofl but yeah great first impression eh?
LOL, Ulf's a pretty easygoing guy. The first time he won coronet, they gave him a set of castle legos to keep him occupied during court since he was the "baby prince"....lmao.
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