Original word game!!!

[Fuku Taichou]

got a headache and took a couple Advil. A doctor came along at that moment, and  

[xboxzombie]

offered me wery strong painkillers. After eating three,  

[sirioneowyn]

Rawr.
I realized I had already taken the advil right before. I started my Last Will and Testament, leaving to the monkey...  

[Fuku Taichou]

...a pair of shiny new shoes. The special thing about these shoes was...  

[[yin~yang]]

If you click them together three times, it takes you back to Kansas, whether that is your home or not. However, as I handed the shoes to the monkey...  

[Situs Inversus]

...someone shot it (the monkey). I turned around and saw...  

[[yin~yang]]

Santa Claus, wearing a ski mask! I said, "Santa, why...?  

[Luceid873]

would you wear that color ski mask?" Santa blushed and explained, "Well, this morning when got up...  

[[yin~yang]]

...I couldn't find my santa hat! Can you believe it? So I put on this ski mask and...  

[Luceid873]

...it felt so toasty and warm that I just couldn't bear to remove it! I thought it more fitting," said Santa, "to turn to a life of....  

[Keren]

...rosy cheeks a running nose into a life of facial warmth and comfort." He paused for a second and, in a hushed tone of voice, continued with, "as for this color...  

[Fuku Taichou]

...of my ski mask, well....I've always secretly liked brown instead of red!!!" Santa blushed a bit, and...  

[Keren]

...tucked the gun back into his pocket. "Now, I'd best be off to...  

[DolphinToy]

the parking lot. Prancer had some bad broccoli, and...

 

[CMC Representative]

...needed ME to clean off his poop. But seriously, I...