Corrupt A Wish

[PhoenixBlade983]

Granted, but they blew up right next to you and killed you.

I wish I was a good competitive battler.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

Granted, but everyone you battle calls hax and eventually no one wants to battle you.

I wish the book we're reading in English was more interesting.  

[Deathguiser]

Grnated, but the Post-book test is incredibly hard and it is worth 99.999999% of your grade.

I wish Team Spartans was undefeatable!  

[Raike99]

Granted, but suddenly something went wrong and you were all easily beatable.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but nothing happens. (Thats what happens if you don't post a wish!)

I wish school wasn't so brutal.  

[Lastrael Skarmory]

Granted but now the E4 is.
I wish I had some pie!  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but now its filled with rotting fish and slimy maggots.
I wish that I can prevent bad stuff from happening to me and those around me.  

[powuh_of_PIE3142]

Granted, but you're brainwashed before that power is given so that when it is given you never want to use it.

I wish the huge horrible Gaming Deviants auxiliary contact issue in the Wi-Fi League would be cleared the ******** up already.

EDIT: It granted itself! GD have dropped out.
Now I wish I had some chopsticks.  

[ShadesChild841]

granted but a brick falls on ur head and along with brain damage u poke ur eye out with the chopstick
(random joke: why did ash from pokemon hide under ur bed? answer below)
i wish my pokemon didnt suck
answer so he could peek at chu  

[Deathguiser]

granted, instead they blow. I wish Brawl would come out sooner.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Deathguiser

granted, instead they blow. I wish Brawl would come out sooner.

Granted, but now you have to wait to get your copy of the game.
I wish I wasn't so sick. xp  

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. You're still sick, but not as badly as before your wish.

I wish I didn't miss what was going on while out of my pokemon addiction phase.  

[Deathguiser]

granted, but now your addicted and nobody else is.

I wish I had 161k  

[Solar IXI]

Granted, but then you get hacked.

I wish I could beat Nitnit in a pokemon battle.  

[Deathguiser]

granted, but he was only using his team of bibarels.

I wish people would realize I am the real skilled person around here ninja