Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Captain Verd]

And so began Sasuke's naked journey around the village. His first stop was  

[puzzleman]

porno palace cuz he had a huge ercetion he needed to get rid of  

[Syndactyly]

But he ran into a pole.

Bent over and clenching his manhood, he wailed in agony. Then came...  

[Captain Verd]

Fugaku, who immediately commented on how Itachi's was bigger.  

[Missing00]

A vein in Sasuke's head poped after hearing that Itachi was gay for the hundreth time and he started convulsing on the ground.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Kisame showed up to say  

[Syndactyly]

that Sasuke's mouth emitted a white foam that reminded him of his old home... the sea. Mesmerized by this thought, Kisame felt a need to sit down.  

[Dez Nihvet]

then Itachi arrived and said to everybody...  

[Syndactyly]

"I come again. Just walked the block. Like my bunny slippers?" He flashed the cute bead eyes at them.

Miles away, Shikamaru had a sharp pain in his chest. He clenched it, and gasped. He had the sudden feeling that his bunny slippers had been seriously, seriously violated.  

[Dez Nihvet]

Akamaru went up to Itachi and bit the slippers.Shikamaru clenched his chest even harder over the pain that his slippers had been violated even more.During that,Itachi kicked Akamaru and shouted "Goaaaaaaalll!"  

[Purple dragon lady]

Akamaru went flying all the way to the land of waves. He landed at Inari's feet. Inari exlaimed, "Cool! A new dog!" Akamaru...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

wanted to get back to Kiba, so he used a new teleportation jutsu he had perfected, but he did the hand signs too slowly and reality warped.
(Yes, I know it was Akamaru doing the hand signs!)  

[Purple dragon lady]

It warped into a stange version of Power Rangers comibined with a Godzilla movie.  

[Missing00]

he came in at the part when the colbalt ranger was going to uppercut the evil gotilla when...  

[Captain Verd]

Ino changed the channel.