Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Apotheis]

To see if they could finally put that "Life size deathstar"puzzle together  

[Sol Walker]

To have fifty pages of lesser known goals.  

[Darkened Angel]

To find a way to prevent their AT-ATs from being beaten by mere cables, dammit!  

[Apotheis]

To moon Rebels as they pass by.  

[Des Voh]

Make it that Brittany Spears finally stays with one guy.

Then kill them both! ninja  

[Sol Walker]

To shiver the rebel's timbers.  

[Des Voh]

Cale Darksun

To shiver the rebel's timbers.

rofl  

[Sol Walker]

To keep Tyber Zann's mitts off of the Emperor's Silverware.  

[Des Voh]

To find the answer to 42.  

[Apotheis]

To build a better mousetrap.  

[ElladanKenet]

To go back in time and kill all prehistoric life on Naboo  

[Apotheis]

To find a buid a deathstar without a self distruct switch.  

[ElladanKenet]

To finally find the location of their secret rebel base  

[Des Voh]

To find out what's really under a mans kilt.  

[Apotheis]

To not laugh at a wet wookie.