#2 in Gaia! ~BUMP CONTEST~ Closed, Winners TBA

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Once upon a bump, there was a man named bump, who loved to bump. One day Bump went down to bump vill to....

... and now Bump and Bump-et live happily ever after, the end... cool  

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Happy page 50 Bump ness.

And now.. your local Bump news.  

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Earlier today, in Gaia towns, local Gaian Joe Smith was attacked by many dragon flies that were angered by him stealing their brothers and sister to trade off for ink at a near by store... Mr. Smith had this to say. "I was just trying to make a honest living of making and selling ink man... but they.. they were everywhere..." A lesson.. that many will surely soon forget. BUMP cool  

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In other news. Choas broke out in washington DC today when a man slipped on a banana peel in the whitehouse. Thinking it was a terrorest attack, FBI snipers opened fire on a near by 7 11, destroying a slerpy machine. cool  

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Mean while in Japan. High school student and mech pilot, Yuki Yokobaka, reported seeing a giant lizard walk through his back yard. He had this to say. "AHH!! It's Godzilla!"

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Baka News Network. >.> Don't worry it's just fooling around to make things intresting.

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and that's all the news we have for today.. Tune in tommarow night at the same time when we report on why this twenty foot baby was not aloud to stay in the hospital.. All I have to say is.. ouch. That poor mother..

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Bump! cool  

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Bump with dice.. just for the fun of it.

12 or higher for a successful random backflip..

Bump flip!  

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Oh yeah! Just barely managed a bumpflip..

But I hurt my bumping ankle in the process... crying  

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Bump cool  

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bUmP wahmbulance  

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Final Bump evil