Wish Corrupting~{:B

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

Granted, but it's not what you expected

I wish I had my friend back  

[Unhallowed Soul]

Granted, however your friend then becomes your enemy.

I wish to assimilate all energy flowing through this world.  

[Naidono]

granted but your weak to handle it

i wish my book had any kind text in it  

[Unhallowed Soul]

Too weak to handle it...bah. The world will crumble at my feet.

Granted however you cannot read any of the text.

I wish for a pet monkey named Spyro the Dragon.  

[Naidono]

hey im a magical zombie resurected by aliens, i can read everything that exists,

granted but the monkey is ugly, retarded and small as a flea

i wish my body had any collors  

[Unhallowed Soul]

Granted your skin is all the colors of the rainbow.

I wish to rule over the Void.

P.S: I kill the retarded flea monkey.  

[Naidono]

jumps into a pool of white color*

granted but your the only thing in there and you are never able to leave

i wish you could shut up  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted; 'you' can shut up now.

I wish for an error-free Microsoft Office edition.  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

Granted, but the system fries as soon as you get it.

I wish I was happy again  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but you never feel anything other then happiness, so the next time you get sick you cannot feel it and let it progress quickly until you die.

I wish for a golden ticket.  

[Naidono]

English is illegal on her

Granted, but you never feel anything other then happiness, so the next time you get sick you cannot feel it and let it progress quickly until you die.

I wish for a golden ticket.

granted but its already been used

i wish i won melt this summer  

[draconas88]

granted but you will melt before it


i wish i had a ham and cheese waffle on a plate  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but a wild hog attacks you for eating his cousin.

I wish for vocaloid to be installed on my computer.  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted. However, it's all in Japanese and you have trouble understanding what each feature does.

I wish for a competent ISP that won't cut off my internet without any previous notice.  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but you can never log off. So your eyes go bad, your work suffers and you have to pay unnaturally high electric bills.

I wish I was the first person to successfully colonize Neptune.