The person above me

[brass_monkey360]

needs a collar.  

[magic_doglover]

needs a mouth, a nose, a left iris, and a left pupil.  

[SUP3R FAMIC0N]

Needs to get fixed  

[magic_doglover]

needs to open his eyes.  

[JTN]

^ disappeared under the porch until someone shook a bag of beef treats.  

[magic_doglover]

has a cat that is obsessively in love with and stalking him.  

[JTN]

^ is still afraid of the vacuum cleaner.  

[magic_doglover]

has fake ears and a tail made of chewing gum.  

[SUP3R FAMIC0N]

Fears the thunder  

[JTN]

^ has happy feet but only glad knees.  

[magic_doglover]

had too many beans for dinner.  

[Pure 3picness]

let the dogs out  

[brass_monkey360]

Wants to play fetch with the guy above him. heart  

[JTN]

^ needs a new prescription for her contact lens.  

[Pure 3picness]

Needs to think out of the tub