Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Missing00]

She was bored with just watchig tv and *bleep*ing her *bleeep* so she decided to...  

[Purple dragon lady]

hang herself.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Meanwhile, over in the Land of the Dead, Sakon and Ukon were getting resltess and decided to recruit a bunch of annoying dead opponents Naruto & Co. already defeated.  

[Syndactyly]

Zabuza's soiled hand popped from his grave. It reached high and pulled the sword out of the grass, and he stood with a lifeless gaze. Dragging his own corpse across the floor, his vicious, undead stench attracted flies. Ready to head towards Konoha, cracking his neck and recalling the ways of life, he walked straight into a tree which disturbed the birds and his dead friend Haku, who was still in the Earth.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Haku climbed out the ground much more gracefully. He reached out a hand to guide his partner in the right direction.  

[Syndactyly]

Zabuza grunted.  

[Pekora]

Haku roared (?)  

[Purple dragon lady]

Far far away, Gato's son caught fire.  

[Historical]

Unfortunately he was saved by a band of Shinobauzu.

 

[Syndactyly]

Just that moment, Chouji cried at the sound of a butterfly dying.  

[Historical]

While Shikamaru wondered how he could hear a butterfly die.

 

[Missing00]

Chouji was mourning his butterfly so Shikamaru thought he should play the lottery for fun. He thought what numbers to play, and then he wrote down the mumbers "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42" and played those numbers.  

[JMANA]

wait a sec tho, MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!  

[Syndactyly]

It was all Sasuke's fault. Some how, he "sneezed" Gokakyuu no Jutsu onto his lap. We all know that Sasuke really just wanted Shikamaru to throw his embering pants off. wink  

[JMANA]

but just then orochimaru summoned sasuke to come over and have teh buttsecks with him.