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Missing00

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:00 pm
Ani: Master Yoda, Ive always wanted to konw, why do you talk in backward speak all the time?
Yoda: *smokes a joint* Know, I do not.  
PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:58 am
Quote:
(Karaeoke night on the Executor)
Vader: I'd like to dedicate this song to the origional man in black. *hoo-haa*He was an inspiration to me when I was a jedi,*hoo-haa* and he helped me pick out the color for the armor.*hoo-haa* and so without further ado I'd like to sing that great Jonny Cash hit*hoo-haa* I Walk The Line.
ahem
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine*hoo-haa*
I keep my eyes wide open all the time. *hoo-haa*
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds*hoo-haa*
Because you're mine, *hoo-haa*
I walk the line*hoo-haa*

I find it very, very easy to be true*hoo-haa*
I find myself alone when each day is through*hoo-haa*
Yes, I'll admit I'm a fool for you*hoo-haa*
Because you're mine, *hoo-haa*
I walk the line*hoo-haa*

As sure as night is dark and day is light*hoo-haa*
I keep you on my mind both day and night*hoo-haa*
And happiness I've known proves that it's right*hoo-haa*
Because you're mine, *hoo-haa*
I walk the line*hoo-haa*

You've got a way to keep me on your side*hoo-haa*
You give me cause for love that I can't hide*hoo-haa*
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide*hoo-haa*
Because you're mine, *hoo-haa*
I walk the line*hoo-haa*

(cricket noises)

Vader: Applaud now.

(room bursts into applause)
((the *hoo-haa* is vader's resperator breathing. couldn't quite figure out how else to word it.))


((the 'hoo-haa' reminds me of one-man star wars))


Luke: The force is strong in my family. My father has it....I have it...and...and...
Leia: What is it Luke?
Luke: ...Oh nothing. Kiss me you fool!  

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Nelowulf
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:43 pm
Deep aboard the Executor, in Darth Vader's meditation chambers (the place where his helmet is put on)

Hoh... Peerrr...
Hoh... Peerrr...
Hoh... Peerrr...

Where is my Disco Ball? Didn't I order one installed? Now how am I going to play Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix without a disco ball?  
PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:58 pm
Officer: Lord Vader?
Vader: *coo-prrr* Yes, Rear Admiral Fozzie? *coo-prrr*
Fozzie: I was wondering... what exactly do you do in your, erm...meditation chamber?
Vader: *coo-prrr* I strengthen my use of the force *coo-prrr* by making my body go for short periods of time *coo-prrr* without purified air.
Fozzie: Oh, ok... then why do you always bring vasaline and toilet paper in with you?
Vader: *coo-prrr* To, uh....... *coo-prrr* ....... *coo-prrr*
Fozzie: ...?
Vader: *coo-prrr* *force chokes him*  

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Missing00

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:03 pm
Han: Hey Luke.
luke: What Han?
Han: I was wondering, does Vader's breathing go hoh-perr or coo-prrr.
Luke: Hmmm I always thought it was sorta coo-kaa.
Han: Or maybey its poo-haa.
Luke: Too-haaa
Han: kaaah-haaa
Luke: Poo-taah
Leia:*walks in* Should I even ask?
Chewie: Wha grr whahah.  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:49 pm
2PO and R2 trek up to the doors of Jabba's palace.

3PO: Let me in!
TT8L: [No! You're that dangerous golden droid that kills people!]
3PO: Uh....pizza delivery!
TT8l: [I didn't order any pizza!]
3PO: ...FTD Flourists!
TT8L: [Who would send /me/ flowers?!]
3PO: Uh... Imperial tax collection agency!
TT8L: [Master Jabba already /paid/ his taxes.]
3PO: Um...publisher's clearing house!!
TT8L: [Oh! Did I win?!] *opens door*
3PO: GRAAAR!! *smashes the guards and find TT8L and smashes him, then goes around eating everyone*  

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Mademoiselle Kit

Questionable Genius

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:48 pm
Mace: You unda arrest, foo'.

(Couldn't resist...)  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:25 pm
Palpatine (After slicing up several of the Jedi): *raises Lightsaber* "Hail to the Sith, baby!"

Vader: "Well, since I lost my prosthetic, and lightsaber, again...I'm getting the lightsaber built into my new arm."

Dooku: "No...aren't you supposed to be the good one?"
Anakin: "I'm not that good."/"Good, bad, I'm the one with the lightsabers."


Windu: "I will end the menace of the Sith!"
Anakin: "Nooooo, I nee-!" *force pushed into the wall by Windu*
Windu: "Pwned, biatch!"

Windu: "I will end the menace of the Sith!"
Anakin: "Nooooo, I need him!" *charges forward*
Windu: *steps back*
Anakin: "Arrrrggghhh! AAAAAHHHHHHH!" *electrocuted, then falls out window*
Sidious: "F*ck!"  

HereticX


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:08 pm
Fig'rin D'an: Needs more cowbell.  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:11 pm
(Cont)
Doikk Na'ts: Hey boss? why do we have butts for heads?  

Sol Walker
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Eurus_Dri

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:12 am
Qui-Gon Jinn: Without the midi-chlorians life could not exist and we would have no knowledge of the Force

Anakin: But Master what about the Yuuzhan Vong? They have no midi-chlorians yet are alive

Qui-Gon Jinn: Um...er...um... opens book of emergency Jedi phrases...The Force works in mysterious ways...

Anakin: But you didn't answer my question Master

Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't think you are understanding this wise all-knowing Jedi Master thing I've got going here

Anakin: But Master...

Qui-GOn Jinn: "But" is the path to the dark side young one. Now shut your mouth or get ready to be saber whipped  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:15 am
Cale Darksun
(Cont)
Doikk Na'ts: Hey boss? why do we have butts for heads?

[con't]
ROTS Palpy: Or me?  

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Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:16 am
(Cont)
George: um...because I said so. now shut up and get back to work.  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:39 pm
3PO, wicket, and JarJar meet and start arguing.

3PO: /i'm/ his favorite! look at all the screen time i get!
jarjar: oh yeah-sa? well my name-sa came-en from his daughter-sa!
wicket: yub yub! *nose twitch*
3PO: well my name is representative of the Skywalkers... i tie the whole story together, even!
jarjar: well without meesa, there wouldn't beein any story!
wicket: mmmncha!
3PO: there's only one way to settle this! we'll ask him ourselves!

GL sits in a throne like palpatine's, facing a large window overlooking his ranch. he turns to face the visitors

jarjar: we must know-en! who is yousa's favoritest character-en?
wicket: hoo-ah! *angry face*
GL: ......who /are/ you guys?!  

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LessienElanesse

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:41 am
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