Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[ElladanKenet]

To not get their arms ripped out of their sockets  

[Darkened Angel]

To do that voodoo that you do.  

[ElladanKenet]

To give up on conquering the galaxy, and instead just write Tyber Zann a check  

[Sol Walker]

To hand said check to Cale Darksun, being that he's Zann's duly designated reperesentative.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To...sing!  

[Sol Walker]

To investigate the Secret Government Eggo Project.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To Complete Construction on the Cheese Star  

[Missing00]

To wish you a Merry Crixmas  

[Des Voh]

Sell the 6 stolen PS3's my local GameStop is missing on the Blackmarket for thousands to stupid american gamers.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To find a Competent Admiral  

[Sol Walker]

To beat the piss out of PaulTheWolf5575 for
A. Thinking the Cheese Star is incomplete.
B. For failing to type the Cheese Star in the apropriate Bold Font and Orange color.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To beat the piss out of Cale Darksun
For a. caring about capturing their Cheese Star  

[Darkened Angel]

To embrace their new insanity because one of the admirals has admitted to being a loon:

" My mind has wandered from the straight and narrow.
My mind has wandered from the flock you see.
My mind has wandered. The man just said so.
My mind has wandered. I heard it on TV.
And the flock has wandered away from me. "  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To Fire all the grandad admirals 'cept Thrawn  

[Missing00]

To make suicide bomber Ewoks.