The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but it fails miserably because no one wants to participate.

I wish that I could get some Mythrill Armor. *-*  

[Kaiba]

xB That's no different from any other Campaign season...

Granted, but someone hacks your accoun and you lose everything.

I wish our Yuugi-LARPer had a backbone.  

[jagged1]

Granted, too bad it messes everything up and you're forced to hunt for another Yuugi.

I wish I could concentrate long enough to finish a video game.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but even though you concentrate, you still can't finish the game.

I wish that I could get Final Fantasy: Advent Children for my birthday. ><  

[Kaiba]

Granted, disc's broken, no more copies, no more refunds.

I wish that pink-haired chick from that kid's show Lazytown was my girlfriend~! biggrin

...no really, I do~! <333  

[jagged1]

Granted, you're slapped with a ***** label, sent to jail, and ouch, there's no females beside you.

I wish I could get those last couple hours of community service for NHS.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. You are then beaten to within an inch of your life. Oh... wait... that's NHL... ya... I don't know what NHS is... geez...

I wish I was as cool as Stephanie (that's the pink haired chick from Lazy Town. I heart lazy town.)  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, you get swamped by people 24/7 and they you resort to living under a bridge to keep them away.

I wish that I knew what was up with the Lazy Town stuff. o.O  

[Kaiba]

Granted; You are now Stephanie, and when I propose to you, my Wifey Taro comes down and kills you... after playing a game of darkness, of course @_@.

I wish I could have a sleepover with one of my cosplay homies ^^  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. While you are having a sleep over, you both realize you love each other madly and go on a road trip all the way to Canada to get married.

I wish I could see poetry in a less depressing light.  

[Kaiba]

I see no drawback ^^

granted, you become a philosopher and understand everything.

I wish I had more white fabric for Kisara  

[jagged1]

Granted, but it's low quality and ends up ruining the cosplay.

I wish someone would sign onlnie so I could get the layout for lab reports. (Doc's gonna kill me. gonk )  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but they are sent by the wrong person and you accidentally get all of Millenium's plans for the conquest of London. Schoedinger promptly kills you.

I wish that I wasn't so bored right now.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, you become amused about something for a few precious moments. Afterward, you become bored for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could talk my dad into buying me some skull earrings.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted. They are actual, human skulls and as such are quite weighty and ungainly. The teenygoths then beat you up for stealing their style and you die in hospital. It attracts media attention and you die days later. You are accused posthumously of a fashion faux pas by Joan Rivers.