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[Miss Gaytastic]

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[Aint No Elvis]

I'm reposting my dentist rant for laughs. If you read it, cool, if you don't, cool also. Just tryin' to entertain in a thread of pirate s ninja s and dramallama s xD

I'm not afraid of dentists like some people, or like I'm afraid of doctors. They generally don't do anything too painful, to me at least. I've never had braces or anything.

BUT.

There's one little problem with me and dentists, and I'll tell you the story.


SO, I got to the dentist's office, and I sat down in the waiting room for... eh... maybe 5 minutes before this chick took me back and sat me in her stupid chair. She thought I needed X-rays but I didn't, dah dah dah, normal dentist stuff.

Anyway, she asked if I wanted the TV on, and I refused because TVs corrupt the minds of children, and I do not support them. I end up sitting there with just my mind to entertain me, watching her do stuff to my teeth.

And I can't help it. s**t just starts coming into my head.

"I wonder if dentists are better or worse at kissing than normal people."

Of course, I start smiling and giggle a little. The chick looking at me just glares and clears her throat. I do my best to stop laughing.

"Hmmm... would a gay guy make a better dentist than a straight guy? Maybe..."

So I start laughing again. The dentist chick thinks I'm laughing at the little kid we can hear from down the hall, so she starts telling me about her kids.

"Do people with tooth fetishes become dentists, or do they avoid becoming dentists? Is there even such a thing as a tooth fetish? 'Ohh... baby... your teeth are soo sexy. Open wider...'"

You get the picture. I mean, YOU try to stop yourself from laughing while thinking about that! Then she asked if I wanted a flavor for the polishing part of cleaning my teeth. I asked what flavors there were. "Mint, bubblegum, cherry..."

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, taste of her cherry... tooth polish?"

I snickered and said cherry would be alright.

Finally, after a few more laughter interruptions, she was done. She had me wait for a minute so she could call in this guy dentist, who apperantly has to check all the other dentist's work after they're done. He's the only guy dentist, too. So... naturally...

"Dentist pimp."

This time, I simply burst out laughing as he entered the room. Then he looked at me funny and said "Megan, just give me a second to check my charts."

"My name... definitely wasn't Megan last time I checked..."

I was out of there pretty quick after that. I think they were glad that I was gone.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

I'd CUT my HEART OUT and give it to YOU...

Just so YOU COULD DO WHAT YOU WANTED WITH IT

 

[daynaleee]

cAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME FIND (OR DO YOU KNOW) yIN'S LINK?

Oh! sorry about the caps! sweatdrop  

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domokun  

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[errlgreytea]

Aint No Elvis

I'm reposting my dentist rant for laughs. If you read it, cool, if you don't, cool also. Just tryin' to entertain in a thread of pirate s ninja s and dramallama s xD

I'm not afraid of dentists like some people, or like I'm afraid of doctors. They generally don't do anything too painful, to me at least. I've never had braces or anything.

BUT.

There's one little problem with me and dentists, and I'll tell you the story.


SO, I got to the dentist's office, and I sat down in the waiting room for... eh... maybe 5 minutes before this chick took me back and sat me in her stupid chair. She thought I needed X-rays but I didn't, dah dah dah, normal dentist stuff.

Anyway, she asked if I wanted the TV on, and I refused because TVs corrupt the minds of children, and I do not support them. I end up sitting there with just my mind to entertain me, watching her do stuff to my teeth.

And I can't help it. s**t just starts coming into my head.

"I wonder if dentists are better or worse at kissing than normal people."

Of course, I start smiling and giggle a little. The chick looking at me just glares and clears her throat. I do my best to stop laughing.

"Hmmm... would a gay guy make a better dentist than a straight guy? Maybe..."

So I start laughing again. The dentist chick thinks I'm laughing at the little kid we can hear from down the hall, so she starts telling me about her kids.

"Do people with tooth fetishes become dentists, or do they avoid becoming dentists? Is there even such a thing as a tooth fetish? 'Ohh... baby... your teeth are soo sexy. Open wider...'"

You get the picture. I mean, YOU try to stop yourself from laughing while thinking about that! Then she asked if I wanted a flavor for the polishing part of cleaning my teeth. I asked what flavors there were. "Mint, bubblegum, cherry..."

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, taste of her cherry... tooth polish?"

I snickered and said cherry would be alright.

Finally, after a few more laughter interruptions, she was done. She had me wait for a minute so she could call in this guy dentist, who apperantly has to check all the other dentist's work after they're done. He's the only guy dentist, too. So... naturally...

"Dentist pimp."

This time, I simply burst out laughing as he entered the room. Then he looked at me funny and said "Megan, just give me a second to check my charts."

"My name... definitely wasn't Megan last time I checked..."

I was out of there pretty quick after that. I think they were glad that I was gone.

OMFG.

I nearly peed myself.

XD  

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lol cool lol eek cool eek  

[daynaleee]

domokun domokun domokun domokun open wide !! xd xd  

[Midnightflame125]

daynaleee

domokun domokun domokun domokun open wide !! xd xd

Like I haven't heard THAT before wink  

[Miss Gaytastic]

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