Mos Eisley Cantina

[Des Voh]

I believe they do bit their thumbs to us, dear Rodyn.  

[Sol Walker]

Verily, ye piddling milksops  

[Nelowulf]

I thought we were doing a live action version of Duckhunt. Cale was the dog.  

[Sol Walker]

*laughs*  

[Rodyn]

*Pulls out chainsword*
Draw, if you be men. Des, remember thy swashing blow.  

[Nelowulf]

*shoots Rodyn with shotgun*

Anyone else gonna make the first mistake about dueling?  

[Sol Walker]

*Arms shotgun*
I think you made your point rather succinctly  

[Rodyn]

Hark! We have swindlers amongst us! Taste thy bolt pistol!  

[Nelowulf]

*sniper rifle shoots pistol out of Rodyn's hand*

Rule two of dueling: Always bring more men than they do.  

[Sol Walker]

*Applies ample dosage of shot to Rodyn's face.*  

[Rodyn]

Do you quarrel, sir?  

[Sol Walker]

Rodyn

Do you quarrel, sir?

Crossbows are for Ren Faires.  

[Des Voh]

Rule Three: Have a contingency.

-detonates N2 bomb-  

[Sol Walker]

*nothing happens. Holds up detonator wires.*
Rule four: Don't leave your toys lying around. Someone might break them.  

[Des Voh]

Cale Darksun

*nothing happens. Holds up detonator wires.*
Rule four: Don't leave your toys lying around. Someone might break them.

-lights his beard aflame-

twisted