Mos Eisley Cantina

[Nelowulf]

*hologram fades, revealing nothing more than a droid*

Rule five: It's better to let the other dumb b*****d die for his country or ideals. Afterall, he's the one dying.  

[Sol Walker]

Rule Six: Thats no moon.
*Presses button. Des' Moon vaporizes him*  

[Nelowulf]

Which leads us to the question: If moonlight is just reflected sunlight, why don't vampires turn to dust at night?  

[Sol Walker]

Because Real Vampires are just nocturnal, not combustable by sunlight.  

[Nelowulf]

As for twilight: they aren't vampires. I've become a firm believer that they're actually wingless gargoyles.  

[Sol Walker]

Im a firm believer in killing them all.  

[Nelowulf]

I'm not against that. Just saying i think i found a better way to kill them.  

[Sol Walker]

Does it involve shotguns?  

[Nelowulf]

With chainsaw bayonets.  

[Sol Walker]

Manly.  

[Nelowulf]

Groovy.  

[Sol Walker]

Oh, and don't mess with Wolf the Quarrelsome.  

[Rodyn]

Cale Darksun

Oh, and don't mess with Wolf the Quarrelsome.

Can't let you do that, Darksun.  

[Sol Walker]

You're too late. I already went there and did that.  

[Darkened Angel]

Everyone, STOP!

...

Hammer time!