Corrupt A Wish

[Chaotix Bluix]

... (Soy Sauce!?! gonk Thats absolute torture! What kind of fiend are you?)
Granted, but I make sure that the pig is still alive when you try to eat it. twisted
I wish I had a master plan which would allow me to take over the world, all just to steal my rice back.  

[Pachulo]

(soy Sauce + Rice = Awesome taste talk2hand )

Granted but your plan fails since you steal the Decoy rice.

I wish I would find a place to eat my Stolen rice gonk  

[Chaotix Bluix]

(yes, but butter is good too... emo
... but now I have the world! *insert maniacal laughter here*)
Granted, but I don't think eating rice in a den of Primeape was a good idea...
I wish I knew where that Rocket that stole my jet pack a few months ago was...  

[ShadesChild841]

granted but its on the moon and nasa wont let u up there
i wish i worked for nasa so i could get a new jetpack  

[Raike99]

Granted, but suddenly you crash landed on a planet...MADE OF HARDENED SOY SAUCE.
I wish I had some rice.  

[Pachulo]

Granted but I steal it and share some with Chaotix Bluix

I iwsh I had some more Soy Sauce for my rice  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted but it's poisoned and you die and go to the wired and get killed by monsters thousands of times.

I wish that I was the god of the Wired.  

[TKnight99]

sorry don't know what that is but...
granted you feel powerful but got no powers
I wish I knew why we were talking about food  

[FantasyFollower]

Granted, but then you forget why...

I wish I had a bunny (corrupt a cute innocent wish! I Dare you!)  

[Striving Spirit]

Granted, but now its evil and wants to kill you.

I wish I already had the Wii.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now your new wii suffers "The Red Ring of Death".

I wish I had some watermelon to go with my rice. heart  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it turns out it's a balloon and it pops, leaving you covered a red sticky syrup.

I wish that I had UNPOISONED, UNSTEALABLE sushi.  

[TKnight99]

granted but its rice w/bomb and of course blows up in your face
I wish for some sushi with salmon or shrimp on it.... sounds too good blaugh  

[Chuuyya]

Granted but I kill you for it

10-10 make a wish I wish I had a perfect pony that nothing could go wrong with!  

[paleHorse91]

PLAY BALL