Wish Corrupting~{:B

[I_live_in_illusens]

granted but the Neptunians destroy your colony and you

I wish I could finish a book.  

[draconas88]

granted but it's demonic and sucks you into hell

i wish for this wish to fail i wish a had another ham and cheese waffle  

[-Keiiri-Chan-]

Granted, but But it's as big as a car and squishes you.
I wish I could draw better manga.  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted. However, you now have an obsessive fan-club that follows you everywhere whenever you step out of your home.

I wish I were better at math.  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but you also begin to go insane and see patterns where they are none, until you kill yourself.

I wish my other guild had a better following.  

[hazel843]

Wish granted, but you are banned

I wish I could get the new motley Crue CD  

[Bleach1114]

Granted but it gets scratched before you can listen to it :0
i wish i doubted myself less.

 

[English is illegal on her]

hazel843

Wish granted, but you are banned

I wish I could get the new motley Crue CD

I'm banned from my own guild that I'm the leader of?  

[English is illegal on her]

Granted, but you think its a good idea to swallow poison and you die.

I wish my friend would talk to me instead of messing with tektek.  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted. You continue to hear your friend's voice even in your sleep. The good thing is, you won't ever feel lonely. The bad thing is... the voice will eventually drive you insane.

I wish for a Lancero cigar.  

[draconas88]

granted but in the middle of it is a wad of black powder


i wish to be slapped in the face with a cold wet tuna  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted. You get slapped in the face by a cold, wet CAN of tuna. And it hurts a lot.

I wish for more snow to cover the streets of the city!  

[draconas88]

granted but it's ash from a volcano

i wish for some aspirin cos i got a major head ache from the tuna  

[Ex Ciel]

Granted, but your system has developed immunity to aspirin and the major headache lingers on for two more weeks.

I wish for answers.  

[draconas88]

granted but they come in the form of the manuscript of the universe

i wish for a faster internet conection