Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[istatetheobvious]

Because you creep me out...O.O  

[lillypad5151]

Because you look scary but in a nice way..........:/  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Because your best friend is oh-so better in bed

 

[lillypad5151]

Because you keep having sex with my bestfriend!!! ((btw: hes a dude and a total tweaker so uh yaa))  

[--Untoten Kase--]

Chop chop chop you up...

Because she's a crown thief!!! crying

...Ima monster ha ha ha.

 

[Caleb the puppy]

i started to find rose petals in my pants.  

[Voice of the Ancients]

You always wanted sex didn't you?!!!! Always just wanted me for that!!! scream  

[lillypad5151]

Because you loved your parrot more than me!!!!!! scream  

[Voice of the Ancients]

You never loved me!!! scream  

[StatusRom]

I tried to love you, but you kept mimicing me!

 

[Voice of the Ancients]

crying I did it because I loved you....  

[Izara of the Desert Sands]

stare You kept me up at night asking for a flippin' cracker...  

[lillypad5151]

Because you never gave me the cracker you promised me!!! crying  

[Voice of the Ancients]

You threatened to steal all my crackers!!! crying  

[Delithsong]

You kept LEAVING cracker crumbs in BED!!!! Like a whole pile of them!