Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Sasorixd runs like a little girl at the mention of Hellsing.  

[Rellik San]

Dead Ed harbours a desire to make sweet sweet love to the corpse of Cobain.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Rellik wants to steal the uniforms of The Wiggles.  

[CapnAlex]

Dead Ed wishes he was emo.  

[starkespada]

Vanghar is emo and his favorite band is my chemical romance and panic the disco are what ever there called  

[zz1000zz]

sasorixd99 lives in a run-down hut in the middle of the woods, stealing his internet connection by running a cable made from squirrel fur to the local villages.  

[starkespada]

of course i do zz1000zz enjoys mister rogers nabior hood and peewees play house  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Sasorixd jacked that flying saucer from George Lucas's house.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Dead Ed gave up clothing for Lent this year.  

[starkespada]

EvFaerAshlynn is blind  

[Rellik Chan]

sasorixd99 has no physical body.  

[Beatngufan]

Rellik chan likes to watch fat people getting it on  

[Rellik Chan]

Beatngufan does not like anime at all.  

[starkespada]

Rellik Chan only likes fruit basket and hamtaro  

[CapnAlex]

sasorixd99 lives in a tree in the forrest, sucking tree sap out of trees in order to live.