Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To train their troops NOT to get owned by teddy bears with spears and sharp rocks!  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To get Paul to stop dissing on the Grand Admirals and the Cheese Star  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

((I meant the Grand Admirals IN Star Wars not the Guild...))

To get Storm Troopers to hit their targets  

[Apotheis]

To make armor that can actually withstand a rock.  

[JRay18]

To get AT-ST's that are much more durable.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To have an SSD for more than a year  

[Darkened Angel]

To paint an AT-ST pink and decorate it with flowers and paint a smiling kitty face on the cockpit because they confused the word " durable " with " adorable. "

To hire Strong Bad to do all reports on losses by Ewoks when a stormie dies from being ARROW'D!  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To Hire TROGDOR to Burninate the Countryside and all the peasants  

[Darkened Angel]

PaulTheWolf5575

To Hire TROGDOR to Burninate the Countryside and all the peasants

And their thatched-roof cottages.  

[Missing00]

To kill Homsar  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To Develop a Sonic Weapon based on Homsar's voice...  

[Darkened Angel]

To call said weapon the " Hom Star " which fires an ultra-loud sonic blast of a random quote of Homsar.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

To figure out why Strongbad wears Boxing Gloves  

[Sol Walker]

to stop complaining about Homestarrunner.com and get back to work.  

[Missing00]

to instead start complaining about VG cats and Ctrl+Alt+Del